英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短帶翻譯句子有哪些?哪些是最搞笑的?

大家在學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的時(shí)候，如果了解一些英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短帶翻譯句子是有很多好處的，這樣就能夠很好的學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)了，那么英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短帶翻譯句子有哪些?哪些是最搞笑的?今天就來(lái)介紹下。

英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短(帶翻譯)

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：這個(gè)座位是空的么? 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。

英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短

2、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以給你買(mǎi)杯飲料嗎? 女孩：你不如直接把錢(qián)給我得了。

3、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識(shí)字。布朗夫人：哦， 親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。”

4、My Wife Will Exchange Them。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.   ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.  ″Makes no difference ″replied customer.   ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.  ″Any″ he responded.

″Size﹖″ ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″

反正我太太明天會(huì)來(lái)?yè)Q的。一位先生走進(jìn)一家商店要買(mǎi)副手套。 “您是要布的還是皮的?”售貨員問(wèn)。 “沒(méi)什么區(qū)別。”這位顧客回答。 “那您要什么顏色的呢?”售貨員又問(wèn)。“什么顏色都成。”他回答。 “號(hào)碼呢?” “您就隨便給我拿一副吧，”這位顧客有點(diǎn)不耐煩了，“反正我太太明天都會(huì)來(lái)?yè)Q的。”

5、A  physics Examination，Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

Nick‘s answer: Because  our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考試。在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇?，耳朵在后?/p>

6、Jim’s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him  things that happened before the poor boy was born.

吉姆的歷史考試。舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說(shuō)回來(lái)，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問(wèn)一些這個(gè)可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。

7、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個(gè)大人物。-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?-- 墓地守墓人。

簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短(帶翻譯)

如：湯姆的借口

老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

迅捷在線翻譯過(guò)后的英文：

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

要一個(gè)非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話

1A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”

“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”

2Essay

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

作文

老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題：“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙。斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫(xiě)道：“下雨，比賽終止。”

3Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

Johnny: It's there, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

老師：約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。

約翰尼：先生，在這兒。

老師：對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答我是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

薩默：先生，是約翰尼。

4Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

閃電

老師：為什么說(shuō)閃電從來(lái)不會(huì)兩次擊中同一個(gè)地方?

羅伊：因?yàn)樗鼡糁幸粋€(gè)地方一次以后，那個(gè)地方就不存在了。

5The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

新西蘭的氣候

老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?

馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。

老師：錯(cuò)了。

馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來(lái)的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

您好：

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slowly".

老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

Tom:I'vejust taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽?zhuān)耗銥槭裁床煌５靥咸碌?

湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖瓶子了

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽?zhuān)焊ダ椎?，你的臉為什么那么紅?

弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架?

媽媽?zhuān)耗阕龅膶?duì)，誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)在打架。

弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短

英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短句子 英語(yǔ)小笑話(帶翻譯)短些

1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him.

I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming.

When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn‘t you?" I teased.

"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

提醒

我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學(xué)的新生，開(kāi)學(xué)幾個(gè)星期之后，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。

但是當(dāng)我們來(lái)到宿舍時(shí)，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來(lái)，是吧?”我取笑他。

“開(kāi)什么玩笑?“，他回答說(shuō)，“要不我憑什么費(fèi)神打掃?”

2、Ground Rules

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor.

Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring,

so I don‘t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they‘re still running."

基本原則

位于吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學(xué)有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對(duì)一個(gè)新生班級(jí)講解他的基本原則時(shí)，

他說(shuō)：“我知道我的講課可能經(jīng)常會(huì)枯燥乏味，了無(wú)生趣，所以如果你們?cè)谏险n時(shí)看表我并不介意。

不過(guò)我堅(jiān)決反對(duì)你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。”

3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,

"Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來(lái)，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說(shuō)道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開(kāi)著呢?” 過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來(lái)說(shuō)：“媽?zhuān)瑥N房里太黑了，我根本就看不見(jiàn)。”

4、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics，F(xiàn)ather(aveteranpolitician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?” Father：“A convert，my son.”

有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?” 父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開(kāi)我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的人。”

有希望的青年人：“那么，離開(kāi)他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?” 父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。”

5、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.

In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.

我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會(huì)有機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧?kù)o。

這真是一件 發(fā)令人遺憾的事情。早起是我們應(yīng)該養(yǎng)成的一種良好習(xí)慣。為什么?因?yàn)樵绯渴俏覀儚氖聦W(xué)業(yè)的大好時(shí)間。

再者，早起對(duì)我們健康也有益處。我希望每個(gè)人應(yīng)該知道我們必須早起的理由。

簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短

english joke，能讓乏味無(wú)趣的生活更加更詼諧和有趣，也讓孩子們情緒能夠有效的放松，課堂充滿活力。今天就給大家分享幾個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英語(yǔ)短笑話：

Teacher: which hand you used to write with?

Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!

What kind of school do giraffes like to go?

Only the High school!

tting so cool?

Because it is in between A and C!

英語(yǔ)小笑話：

Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?

Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.

Teacher: Who is this?

Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短：

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Student: “I is..”

Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”

Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.

Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

通過(guò)以上的內(nèi)容，大家已經(jīng)了解了英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短的句子了，可見(jiàn)，這些英文笑話簡(jiǎn)短就是比較搞笑的，而且還通俗易懂，大家可以多多學(xué)習(xí)。