英語幽默教程匯總和更新

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。 The retailer on the right p [查看全文]

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student [查看全文]

The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, I am Napoleon!Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not! 瘋?cè)嗽?一天 [查看全文]

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked her, 在超市里，有位男士走向一位美麗的女子，問她說： You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes? 我在超 [查看全文]

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? 一個小男孩問他的爸爸：結(jié)婚要花多少錢？ The father replied: I don't know son. I'm still paying! 爸爸說：我不知道，因?yàn)槲胰匀辉诟稁ぃ? [查看全文]

Teacher: You copied from Jenny's exam paper,didn't you? 老師：你考試的時候照抄Jenny了是不是？ Pupil: How did you know? 學(xué)生：您怎么知道的？ Teacher:Jenny's paper says, l don't. And you have put, Me neither. 老師： [查看全文]

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight. 丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子 [查看全文]

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. 迪克七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把 [查看全文]

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will [查看全文]

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. 一位女士把車撞了一個坑，于是就去修車。 The repairman decided to have a bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tail [查看全文]