英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. 媽媽和兒子在洗盤子，爸爸和女兒則在房間里看電視。突 [查看全文]

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff? 一位耳聾并且總是嫌?xùn)|西太貴的老太太走進(jìn)一家商店。 她問店員：這東西要多少錢？ [查看全文]

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. 一個(gè)女人在去上班的路上看到在一個(gè)寵物店前有只鸚鵡站在樹枝上。 The parrot said to her, Hey lady, you are really [查看全文]

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the [查看全文]

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? 凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎？ Mom: No, Honey, what? 媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀？ Kate: A nice teapot. 凱特：一把 [查看全文]

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. 一位公路巡警截住了一個(gè)超速司機(jī)。難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎？他責(zé)問道。 Ye [查看全文]

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'. 四位牧師的母親聚到一起談?wù)撍齻兊膬鹤?。我? [查看全文]

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一對(duì)結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。 During the celebration a fairy [查看全文]

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. 在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問題。 The question [查看全文]

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？ Student: I cannot point out but I [查看全文]