《生活大爆炸》第十季:第17集:為動漫展而努力(下)
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ComicCon's five days.
漫展是五天
Are you kidding me?
你開玩笑嗎?
Why don't you just tell him you don't want to go?
你為什么不直接跟他說你不想去呢?
I can't, it'll break his heart.
我不能啊，那會讓他心碎的
You know, he's always making an effort to do things with me he doesn't enjoy, like going outside.
你知道的，他一直努力陪我做他不喜歡的事比如出門
He is an indoor cat.
他確實是只家養(yǎng)喵
You know, maybe it won't be that bad.
其實說不定也不會那么糟糕的
Leonard says it's really mainstream now.
萊納德說這個現(xiàn)在已經很主流了
Comic books aren't just for sad nerds anymore.
漫畫已經不只是屌絲在看了
I mean, it is still a key part of their demographic.
好吧，屌絲還是占了一大部分
Howie, can you get that? Kind of busy.
豪伊能去開個門嗎?有點忙啊
Busy like I'll be with the baby if you go to San Diego? Hey.
就像你去圣地亞哥的時候我一個人帶孩子那么忙嗎?嘿
What's with the gloves?
你戴著手套干嘛?
They complete my ensemble. What do you want?
要穿就穿全套，你來干嘛呀?
I'm looking to make extra money and was wondering if you had any chores I could do. Hang on.
我在想辦法賺外快想問問你有沒有什么家務我能做的，等等
Bernie, can I outsource my chores to an Indian guy?No.I tried.
伯尼我能不能把我的家務外包給一個印度人啊?不行我盡力了
Hey, I was thinking,if you want to do a couples costume,we could paint ourselves green and be Hulk and SheHulk.
我在想如果你想跟我來個情侶裝扮的話我們可以把自己涂成綠色來扮演男女浩克啊
Or we could paint ourselves blue and go as Nightcrawler and Mystique.
或者我們也可以把自己涂成藍色扮成夜行者和魔形女
Is there any scenario where we're not in full body paint?
有沒有什么選擇讓我們不需要上全身彩啊?
Yeah, if you want us to look like losers.
有，如果你想讓我們看上去跟盧瑟一樣的話
Hey, um, are you sure the guys are okay with me coming?
呃，你確定你的小伙伴們都覺得我去沒問題嗎?
Yeah, of course, why?
是啊，當然，怎么啦?
This is just something you usually do together,and if I'm screwing it up, I don't have to go.
這是你們通常一起做的事嘛如果破壞你們兄弟情誼，我其實不是必須去
Oh, why? Do you not want to go?
是嗎，為什么啊?你不想去嗎?
Why? Do you not want me to go?
怎么啦?你不想我去嗎?
No, I want you to go.
不，我想要你去的
Okay, good, 'cause that's what I want, too.
好的，很好，這也是我想要的
Now we're going as Hulk and SheHulk.
所以現(xiàn)在我們要扮成男女浩克一起去
I don't want to take my shirt off at ComicCon.
我不想在漫展把上衣脫掉啊
If I may speak for ComicCon, we don't want that either. Is that nice?
如果讓我代表漫展發(fā)表評論，我們也不想你脫啊你這么說好嗎?
No, but it's honest, and it sounds like you could use a little more honesty in your relationship.
不好啊，但是這是實話，而你聽上去需要在你們的關系中多一些實話啊
Uh, iit's more complicated than that.
可是這沒有這么簡單的
I'm always honest with Amy.
我跟艾米就一直很誠實
The other day she said she was selfconscious about the beauty mark on her shoulder,and I said, "You know,
上次有一天她說她很在意她肩膀上的一個美人胎記然后我就說"其實"
"you can call that a beauty mark all you want. "
不管你想怎么叫它
When there's hair growing out of it, that's a mole."
當它長了毛的時候，那就是顆痣"
Do you think she's as honest with you?
你覺得她跟你也這么誠實嗎?
I should hope so.
我希望是啊
When she called me an insensitive jerk,I'd like to think she meant it.
當她管我叫不懂體貼的垃圾的時候我比較愿意認為她是認真的
There's got to be other ways you can make a quick buck.
肯定還會有什么其他方法讓你能快速賺錢的
Yeah, you'd think.
是啊，都這么覺得啊
Ooh, maybe I could sell my blood and sperm.
哦，說不定我能去賣血賣精啊
I really should wear a bell around my neck so you guys can hear me coming.
我真的應該在脖子上掛個鈴這樣你們就能聽到我什么時候過來了
Here, let me help you. Thank you.
來，讓我?guī)湍?，謝謝
Oh, Double Stuf Oreos,I remember when I could afford you.
哇塞，雙層夾心奧利奧猶記得我買得起你的日子
There she goes. Stay, I'll get her.
她又開始了，你待在這里，我去就行了
Appreciate it. That's fine.
謝謝啦，沒事
She and I can cry together.
我們可以一起哭
He's such a sweetie.
他真貼心
I know, I wish there was some way we could help him.
我知道，我希望我們能幫幫他
If he could find a girl with a good job,all his problems would be over.
如果他能找到一個工作不錯的姑娘他的煩惱就都解決了
Yeah, that's working out great for me.
是的，看看我的下場
Penny says they're ready to go.Very well.
佩妮說他們準備好可以出發(fā)了好的
Prepare for a long night of deceit.
準備好了偽裝一晚上
Sheldon, women can wear makeup, it's not lying.
謝爾登女人是可以化妝的的，這不算說謊
I was talking about Leonard.
我在說萊納德
And if makeup is so truthful,why is it called "concealer"?
如果妝化得那么真實那為什么叫"遮瑕霜"?
Wait, wait, wait, what's Leonard lying about?
等等，萊納德隱瞞了什么?
He doesn't really want Penny to go to ComicCon.
他其實不想讓佩妮去漫展
He's just doing it to make her happy. Really?
他是為了讓她高興才同意的真的嗎?
Because she doesn't actually want to go.
因為她其實不想去
She's just doing it to make him happy.
她只是為了讓他高興
So they're both trying to make each other happy,and the end result is they make each other sad?
所以他們都只是想讓彼此高興結果是他們都把對方搞得很難過?
That's hilarious. I can't wait to tell them.
太好笑了，我得馬上告訴他們
No, you're not gonna tell them anything.
不，你什么都不能說
You're gonna stay out of it.Why?
你必須置身事外，為什么?
Because it's between them.
因為這是他們兩個人之間的事情
Well, if you haven't noticed,I've been between them for the last ten years.
嗯，可能你沒注意我過去十年一直夾在他們兩個人之間
Hey. Hello. Hey, babe, you want to drive?
嘿，嗨嘿，寶貝，你想開車嗎?
Sure, or you can.
當然，或者你開也可以
No, it's fine, I know you don't like the way I drive.
不，沒關系的，我知道你不喜歡我開車的方法
I don't have a problem with your driving.
我對你開車沒什么意見
Are you listening to this?
你聽到了嗎?
They deceive each other about everything. Shh.
他們基本所有事情上都欺騙對方噓
Just so you know, that guy in the parking lot hit me.
就是告訴你，那個人在停車場撞了我
He wasn't in a car, but okay.
他壓根沒開車，不過你說了算
Just say you want to drive. I honestly don't.
說你想開車就可以了，我真的不想
Amy, do us a favor, please drive. Sure, happy to.
艾米幫我們一個忙，你開吧。當然，沒問題
If you want to drive, just drive.
如果你想開，就開吧
I don't see why this has to be so complicated.
我不明白這為什么要搞得這么復雜
It's not complicated. Amy's driving, that's it!
不復雜，艾米開車，就這樣!
That's not it because you're clearly upset.
不是這么回事因為你明顯不開心
You're the one who seems upset.
你才不開心呢
Why would I be upset?
我為什么不開心?
Because you don't want her to go to ComicCon!
因為你不想讓她去漫展!
This is an interesting way to stay out of it.
真是個置身事外的好方法
Wait, you don't want me to go?
等等，你不想讓我去?
Well, I just don't think you're gonna have a good time.
嗯，我只是覺得你不會玩得開心
Yeah, well, get this:neither does Penny, that's why she doesn't want to go.
是啊，巧了佩妮也這么認為所以她也不想去
You set 'em up, I knock 'em down, good job.
你沖鋒，我斷后，干得好
Why would you say you wanted to go if you didn't?
如果你不想我去的話為什么說你想?
I just thought it would make you happy.
我只是覺得那樣你會開心
Okay, hold on, so if you don't want to go and I don't need to bring you, is everything good?
好吧，所以如果你不想去那我就不用帶你去，事情都解決了?
Hold on, I'm trying to decide if I'm mad at you.
等等，我在考慮要不要跟你生氣
No, I'm happy I don't have to go.
不，我很開心，我不用去了
All right, problem solved. Okay.
好的，問題解決，好的
Yeah. Not entirely,the fight over who's going to drive is still...
還沒完呢關于誰開車...
Oh, my God, stop talking!
哦，天吶，閉嘴!
The place looks great.
這看起來真不錯
Did you guys get a maid?Kind of.
你們是請了一個保姆嗎?算是吧
Dinner's almost ready.
晚飯差不多好了
If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin,bowl of meat.
如果你們喜歡肉卷，我相信你們會喜歡他的兄弟肉堆
Hey, if you're still looking to make money,I will pay you to burn that jacket.
嘿，如果你還在想辦法賺錢我也可以花錢雇你
Thank you, but it doesn't look like I'm going to ComicCon this year.
謝啦，但是可能我今年不會去漫展了
Well, with as much debt as you have,probably not next year either.
嗯，看看你現(xiàn)在的負債可能明年也不會去了
Howie? Sure. Howie?This is for you.What's this?
當然這個是給你的這個是什么?
It's back pay for all the babysitting and taking care of Halley you've done.
這個是給你的照顧哈雷的報酬
There's more than enough in there to cover ComicCon.
足夠你去漫展了
Um, I also take care of Halley.
嗯，我也照顧了哈雷
And you live here for free.
你免費住在了這里
I do, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
是的，女士，謝謝，女士
This is so generous of you, II, um, I don't know what to say.
你們太慷慨了，我，我不知道該說什么了
Now you can come with us.
這樣你就可以跟我們一起去了
Yeah, there's room in the bed by Sheldon's feet.
是的，謝爾頓腳旁邊還有地方
As much as I appreciate this,I can't accept it.Okay?
盡管我很感激但是我不能接受好嗎?
Halley's my goddaughter, I don't take care of her for money.I would.
我是哈雷的教父我照顧她不是為了賺錢我是
Keep it. Consider it a gift. Hold on.
拿著吧，就當是禮物等等
Is it back pay or is it a gift?
這個是報酬還是禮物?
What's the difference?
有什么區(qū)別嗎?
When the IRS questions us in separate rooms,we need to have our stories straight.
當稅務局把我們分開詢問的時候我們必須統(tǒng)一口徑
It doesn't matter.I'm not keeping this.
這不重要，我不會收的
I'm trying to pay my own way and be responsible.
我得用我自己的方法來付錢并且負起責任
Taking handouts won't help that.
拿你們的錢是不行的
So you're not going to ComicCon?
所以你不去漫展了?
I've been plenty of times.
我去過很多次了
If I miss one, it's fine. I'm a big boy.
錯過一次也沒關系，我是大人了
I'm a big boy, and if I missed one,I'd throw a bigboy tantrum.
我是大人了，如果我錯過了一次我就會發(fā)一個大人的脾氣
You know what? I've gone 12 times.
你知道嗎?我去過12次了
Maybe I'll sit out this year, too.Really? Yeah.
也許我今年也不去了，這么嗎?好的
Maybe you and I can do something fun that weekend.
也許今年我們可以用這個周末做點有意思的事情
Ooh, how about whitewater rafting?
哦，我們去漂流怎么樣?
Oh... how about we compromise and go on the Small World ride at Disneyland?
哦...不如我們妥協(xié)一下去迪士尼的小小世界去坐船玩?
You know what, I'm not gonna go either.
你們知道嗎，我也不準備去
I'm a father now.
我是一個父親了
I'd rather spend time with my family.
我要花時間跟我的家庭在一起
You just don't want to go alone with Sheldon.
你只是不想自己和謝爾頓去
I'm gonna go check on dinner.
我去看看晚飯怎么樣了
Sounds like everyone's staying home.
聽起來大家都準備待在家里
What do you say?
你呢?
Nuts to that, I'm going to ComicCon!By yourself?Not necessarily.
不管這些，我要去漫展!你自己去?沒關系
I have four months to find some new friends.
我有四個月的時間來找新朋友
I'll go with you.
我跟你一起去
That's very kind of you, Stuart.
你真好，斯圖爾特
Check back in with me in July.
七月的時候你再問我吧
There's my pretty girlfriend.
啊，我漂亮的女朋友
I'm not going with you to ComicCon.
我不會跟你一起去漫展的
What? Can't a man just be happy to see his woman and pat her on her second most erogenous ballandsocket joint?
什么?一個男人難道就不能單純看看他的女人然后拍拍她第二敏感的關節(jié)部位嗎?
He can, but it's still not changing my mind.
可以，但是我不會改變主意
Well, maybe what's in my pants will change your mind.
嗯，也許我褲子里的東西可以讓你改變主意
It's a list of this year's panelists.It's long, isn't it?
是今年的嘉賓名單。真長，是不是?
