英語視頻：外國小青年創(chuàng)作的《拖延癥之歌》

　　See I have to write thisessay

　　我得趕完這篇論文

　　that the teacher gave last week

　　老師布置了一個星期

　　and it's duetomorrowmorning

　　明天大早就要上交

　　twenty pages all in Greek

　　整整二十頁的希臘語

　　Nah but first I check my Tumblr

　　不急 但我要先刷刷微博

　　Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom

　　臉譜網(wǎng)、推特，還要致電我老娘請安

　　Then just one more, one more page

　　然后就再看一頁 只看一頁

　　oh I waste so much time dotcom!

　　我浪費了大把時間來點網(wǎng)站

　　I'm procrastinating

　　我有拖延癥

　　All day I sit here waiting

　　整天就坐在這等

　　for just the perfect moment to begin

　　等待開始干活的好時辰

　　We're procrastinating

　　我們都有拖延癥

　　Why work, we could be gaming

　　工作個毛，游戲才正經(jīng)

　　Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!

　　同意!拖延癥最拉風(fēng)!

　　I have to start this diet

　　我必須開始節(jié)食

　　cause my prom's a week away

　　因為畢業(yè)舞會就剩一個禮拜

　　So I'm only eating veggies

　　所以我要只吃素

　　and I'm starting that today

　　從今天就吃起來

　　But I'm getting really hungry

　　但是我餓得不行

　　and those cookies look sublime

　　而那些餅干好美味

　　Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten

　　好吧 我只吃一塊兩塊十來塊

　　Why not? It's not a crime!

　　咋滴 這又不犯罪

　　We're procrastinating

　　我們有拖延癥

　　No better way than eating

　　狂吃是最棒的技能

　　Cause nothing else could possibly compare

　　因為沒什么可以比這更美好

　　I'm procrastinating

　　我有拖延癥

　　It's really fascinating

　　真是讓人開心

　　I know there's work to do but I don't care

　　我知道有工作要干，可我不想理

　　I should probably do my laundry

　　我或許應(yīng)該去洗衣服

　　I should probably feed my cat

　　我或許應(yīng)該去喂貓

　　But right now we're playing Halo

　　但現(xiàn)在我們在玩《光暈》

　　YOLO! Headshot! Take that!

　　生命只有一次!爆頭!死翹翹!

　　You should probably call the doctor

　　你或許應(yīng)該叫醫(yī)生看看

　　Never mind it's just a scratch

　　木有事，就是擦了一下

　　But your arm's gone

　　可你的胳膊都沒了

　　It's a flesh wound

　　皮肉傷而已

　　Now come on let's play some catch!

　　現(xiàn)在快點，我們來玩接球吧

　　I have organized my desktop

　　我整理好了桌子

　　Now I'm all set up to work

　　工作的準(zhǔn)備全部就緒

　　Wait that picture's kinda crooked

　　慢著 這張照片有點歪

　　and it's driving me berserk

　　這真讓我抓狂生氣

　　Now I might as well just color code

　　那現(xiàn)在我不如順手把鉛筆

　　my pencils one by one

　　一根一根按顏色排列擺好

　　and my papers and my files

　　所有的資料和文件也是如此

　　I can't work until it's done!

　　這事搞不定就沒法工作

　　We're procrastinating

　　我們有拖延癥

　　All day I sit here waiting

　　整天就坐在這里等

　　for just the perfect moment to begin

　　等待開始干活的好時辰

　　We're procrastinating

　　我們有拖延癥

　　Wait!

　　慢著

　　You're procratinating right now

　　你現(xiàn)在就是拖延不干活呢

　　You're procratinating

　　你也有拖延癥

　　Why are you still here watching?

　　干嘛還在看這視頻?

　　I'm sure that you've got things due long ago

　　我知道你有好多早就該交的活還沒搞完

　　You're procratinating

　　你也有拖延癥

　　Please leave a thumbs up rating

　　請給我們點贊評分

　　Go do your work

　　你手上的工作啊

　　Tomorrow!

　　明兒再干!!