A couple? No, this is crazy talk.
情侶?不,這話也太扯了吧
I mean, yes, we have had some hot, dirty sex in a few kitchens and toilets, and...
沒錯(cuò),我們曾有過火辣淫穢的性愛,比如在廚房和廁所
On the floor of a sandwich shop in the subway.
在地鐵站的三明治店地上
Plus twice we did it like dogs on the hallway stairs and on every smooth surface in my apartment.
還有兩次是在走廊樓梯用狗狗式,以及在我公寓的每一平面
But I mean, come on. I mean, that's it. I'm a lady.
可拜托,僅此而已。我可是位淑女
Sophie, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but for Oleg, it's not just about sex.
蘇菲,真不敢相信我會說這種話,但對奧列格來說,你們之間不只是性
He feels things for you. I know for a fact he's buying you a special gift. Tell her, Max.
他對你有愛意。我還知道他為你準(zhǔn)備了份特殊的禮物。告訴她,麥克斯
Well, he mentioned something about a fur,
他是有提過是皮草類的啦
and tonight when he was talking about you he did use the word "love."
而且今晚當(dāng)他說到你的時(shí)候,也的確用了"愛"這個(gè)詞
Love? Come on, don't ruin my cupcake buzz. I mean, this man has no future.
愛?拜托,別破壞我的蛋糕雅興。這個(gè)男人沒有未來
Of course, he does have a giant penis. But no future.
雖然他有根"大鳥"。但沒未來啊
I mean, I've worked hard to get where I am. I need a man who has a dream and a drive.
我辛苦打拼才獲得今天的成就。我需要一個(gè)有夢想有沖勁的男人
And I can buy a big giant penis online for $47. Really? Add to cart.
而且電動"大鳥"在網(wǎng)上才賣47塊錢。真的嗎,馬上加入購物車
Well, then you have to tell him you're not interested in going any further.
那你必須告訴他你沒興趣跟他走下去
Oh, all right, don't worry. I will.
好吧,別擔(dān)心,我會的
Yeah, I mean, I need this man in my life like I need breast implants.
我是說,這個(gè)男人對我而言就跟隆胸一樣
Which is like... Not at all, right?
就是...,根本沒必要嘛,對吧
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