At least he fixed the windshield. 至少他把擋風玻璃修好了
I wonder how long it's gonna take him to fix the rest. 我想知道他要多久才能修完剩下的
He should just sold the thing for scrap and started over. 他就應該當廢品賣掉 再買新的
Mike, Connor works at a coffee shop. 邁克 康納在一家咖啡店打工
The only four wheels he can afford is a skateboard. 四個輪子的 他只買得起滑板
Wait, wait, wait. Now you feel sorry for this guy? 等一下 你是在對那家伙感到憐惜嗎
Sorry? No. No. 憐惜 不 不
Part of me would have gladly taken a whack at that pi?ata. 我還想去對那個陶罐車再來幾拳呢
Whoever did it knows Connor's a wuss. 不管誰干的 他肯定知道康納是個膽小鬼
That he always gets worked by offense, 嚇唬一下就慫了
hasn't fouled out of a game this season. 比賽場上 他從來未因犯規(guī)被罰離場
Things get aggressive, he backs down, every time. 對方占了上風 他就萎了 每次都這樣
You know, you never showed up at Emily's open mic. 你從沒出現(xiàn)在艾米麗的K歌之夜
Sad chicks in hipster glasses 一臉幽怨的少女們帶著時髦眼鏡
playing the same three chords 背景音永遠都是那三首
and whining about their ex? 各自抱怨著自己的前任
Yeah, no thanks. 還是算了吧
So... 所以
you just stayed home? 你就只是待在家里
Really? 沒搞錯吧
I'm not accusing, I'm just inquiring. 我沒有指責的意思 我就是問問
Hello? I play lacrosse. 是嗎 我是打長曲棍球
It's a tiny little stick. 那個棍子非常細
That car was smashed by a bat, a lead pipe, 那輛車是被棒球棍或者鉛管
maybe even a sledge hammer. 甚至可能是大錘砸的
Okay, forget I asked. 就當我沒問
I gotta get to class. 我要去上課了