聽美劇學英語-摩登家庭第二季 第4集：勇敢說出你的想法

Oh my God, that's so freaking funny.

天啊 真是笑死我了

I know, right?

那是 我寫的嘛

What?

你們在笑啥

Dad just wrote another classic one. Tell her.

老爸又出品經(jīng)典之作 給她講講

I don't know about "Classic," but here we go.

經(jīng)典可不敢當 不過笑話是這樣的

[此處story雙關"樓層"和"故事"]

If you're looking for a two-story house,

如果您想買一幢雙層小樓

I'm your man.

那可真找對人了

I'll tell you one story before you buy it

我會在您付款之前講第一個故事

and then another story after.

付款之后再講一個

No, you didn't!

哈哈 太經(jīng)典了

Tonight is the S.C.A.R.B..

今晚是S.C.A.R.B.之夜

The Southern California Annual Realtor's Banquet.

南加州房產(chǎn)經(jīng)紀人年度宴會

I think they know what it is.

我猜他們應該知道這個吧

It's the mother of all

這可是其他所有

residential-real-estate banquets.

住宅地產(chǎn)類宴會的鼻祖

Now, for the last five years, Gil Thorpe has hosted,

過去五年來 這宴會都是吉爾·索普在主持

but as luck would have it,

但湊巧的是

he's having a sketchy-looking polyp remove.

他最近在做一個很惡心的息肉切除手術

["Phil in"套用"fill in" 后者意為替補上場]

So they've asked me to..."Phil in."

所以他們就來找我說 "菲爾上"

- See what I did? - Oh, yeah.

你聽出笑點沒-當然

Phil.

菲爾[同音詞Fill]

You think I should open with that?

我可以用這個作開場白嗎

You betcha. You should.

當然了 這還用問嗎

Phil is gonna bomb.

菲爾一定會顏面掃地

It's not that he's not fun. He is so fun.

不是說他不幽默 他很自娛自樂

He's just not funny.

只是他的笑話都太冷了

It's probably my fault,

在這一點上我也有責任

because I laugh at all of his jokes.

因為他開口 我必笑

With my mouth not with my eyes.

皮笑肉不笑

I see the great realtor Margaret Wilson is here,

我看到優(yōu)秀的房產(chǎn)經(jīng)紀人瑪格麗特·威爾遜來了

looking more curvaceous than ever.

看上去比以往更加豐滿迷人

Talk about your balloon payments.

說你那一屁股的債呢“

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[balloon payment指分期付款中最后一筆較大金額的付款]

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Gloria, do we have to keep

歌洛莉亞 我們一定要留著這盤

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this Colombia/Brazil soccer game?

哥倫比亞對戰(zhàn)巴西的足球賽錄像帶嗎

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Yes, I haven't seen it yet.

是滴 我一直都沒看完這場

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It's been sitting in there for five months.

這錄像已經(jīng)錄好五個月了

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I mean, I can tell you who wins.

我是說 我可以告訴你誰贏了

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And what about this two-hour

那這盤兩個小時的

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Antiques roadshow"?

《古董路演》節(jié)目錄像帶又是怎么回事

[古董路演] 美國一檔電視鑒寶節(jié)目

I'll watch it today.

我今天想把它看掉

Fine. I'm gonna play some golf.

好吧 那我要去打高爾夫了

No. What about Mirabel's daughter's Quinceanera?

不行 你還要參加米拉貝爾的女兒的成年禮呢

拉美女孩十五歲生日要盛大慶祝 以示其成年

I honestly didn't get any of that.

完全不知道你在講神馬

Mirabel. She works for you.

米拉貝爾是你的員工

Okay.

好吧 然后呢

Her daughter, Rosalba, is celebrating her Quinceanera,

她女兒羅莎芭 今晚要舉行成人禮

her 15th birthday.

這是她的十五歲生日

She invited us. You just going to ignore it.

她邀請了咱倆 但你完全無視了

Of course not. I get this all the time.

我才沒有 我一直都記得這碼事

I throw it on my secretary's desk,

我把這事丟給我秘書了

and she sends them an Omaha steak.

她給了他們一份奧馬哈牛排當禮物

- Ay, Jay. - What?!

-唉 杰 -咋了

Manny's right.

曼尼說得對

The Quinceanera is very important in the Latin Culture.

女孩的成年禮在拉丁文化中是灰常重要滴

The moment the father dances with his little princess.

作父親的要帶著他的小公主翩翩起舞

Ay, I remember my own father holding my hand.

我還記得我爸爸拉著我滴手跳舞的時候

There wasn't a dry eye in the cartel.

在場滴人無不內(nèi)牛滿面

But these people don't want me there.

但那些人不會歡迎我去參加的

See, they're just being polite.

明白嗎 他們只是客氣一下

I'm the boss.

我是他們的頭兒

That's what you tell yourself

你這是自欺欺人

so you can stay above them.

你就是騎在人民頭上作威作福

You just throw them an "Obama" Steak

你就扔給他們一個什么"奧巴馬"牛排

and run to the golf course.

然后就打你的高爾夫去了

I'm not trying to stay above them.

我可沒有高高在上

I just don't think

我只是不想

I have to go all "arriba, arriba" with them.

去他們那什么"嘰里呱啦"的事兒里湊熱鬧

- Because you're better than them? - No, of course not.

因為你比他們都強-當然不是

I mean, I'm better than some of them.

我是說 我只比其中一些人強點而已

Do you even know these people, Jay, hmm?

乃根本都不認識這些人 對不對杰

Or they're just the backs you step on?

還是說他們根本就只是乃的墊腳石

I know you like to make me out as an elitist,

我知道你不肯承認我是一枚杰出人士

but the truth is, I'm close with these people.

但事實上 我相當親民

Then prove it. Just go to the party.

那就去參加成人禮 證明給我看

Fine. One hour. You drive.

好吧 只去一個小時 你來開車

Cause I don't want to give my valet ticket to the wrong guy,

因為我怕把泊車卡給錯人

have you all over me.

這樣你就又能嘮叨我了

Ay, Jay.

唉 杰

Where do you keep popping out from?!

你到底都是從哪兒鉆出來的

So, Cam has started working out again,

小卡現(xiàn)在又開始健身了

which is -- it's -- it's great.

這是 這真的是件好事

He's feeling good about himself,

瘦身可以讓他自我感覺更加良好

and I want him to be healthy,

而我只想讓他健健康康的

So it is all good.

所以這本來是天大的好事

Except for one thing.

只可惜有一件事

Knock, knock.

當當當

Look who's there.

看看誰來了

Maybe there's a person in this world

或許世界上真的有人

who looks good in bike shorts.

能把單車熱褲穿得好看

But my boyfriend is not that person.

但我男人肯定不是其中之一

And I-I can't tell him because he gets incredibly sensitive

可我不能告訴他 因為但凡影射到他體型

about even the tiniest comment concerning his physique.

哪怕最不經(jīng)意的一句話都能讓他飆從中來

Hey, I think I'm gonna take this spin class tomorrow morning.

嘿 我明天早上想去上一節(jié)動感單車課

Oh, sure.

哦 去吧

Oh, I get it. Message received.

哦 好吧 我明白你的意思了

I didn't say anything!

我啥也沒說啊

Okay, can't you just run like a normal person?

拜托 你就不能像正常人一樣跑跑步嗎

What? It's troga.

你說啥 我在做跑珈

It's what?

這是啥

You never heard of troga?

你連"跑珈"都木有聽過

I hate it when you do that.

我真的很討厭你這種口氣

What?

啥口氣

You've never heard of troga?

你連跑珈都不知道嗎

You never tried octopus?

你連章魚都沒嘗過嗎

You never did this amazing thing

你就連那么有趣的事都不知道嗎

I just discovered yesterday

我也是昨天才知道

but I pretend like I've done my whole life?"

但非得裝成自己像是一出生就知道一樣"

So, troga is treadmill yoga.

總之 "跑珈"是指在跑步機上做瑜伽

It's de rigueur.

這可是社交之中必備的哦

It's de-dorky.

我看是蠢蛋社交必備吧

What is your deal today?

你今天吃火藥了

I'm sorry. Phil is hosting that thing tonight,

不好意思 菲爾今晚要去主持宴會

and -- and he's been writing jokes.

他現(xiàn)在正憋在家里寫段子呢

Ooh, yikes.

哎呀

I know.

我就知道

And I'm worried he's gonna humiliateself

我真的很擔心

in front of all those important people.

他會在那些大人物面前丟臉

I can't say anything because --

可是我又不能跟他直說

No, no. I get it. I get it. I get it.

不用講了 我了解了

Because it would hurt him even more coming from you.

因為你的打擊會令他倍感沮喪

Yeah.

沒錯

You know, I'm kind of going through something similar

其實 我和小卡現(xiàn)在的處境

with Cam right now.

跟你倆的有點像

- Why? - He's started exercising again.

你們咋了-他又開始健身了

Well, that's good for him.

這是好事呀

Yeah. He's wearing bike shorts.

沒錯 但他一直穿著單車熱褲健身

That's bad for you.

你肯定很郁悶

And I'm the last person who can say anything,

而我又是最不能跟他說實話的那個人

- because he's... - Yeah.

因為他實在-我懂

Okay, wait. No, no. All right.

誒 等等 不是 我有主意了

電影《火車怪客》為希區(qū)柯克1951年導演的懸疑片

You know the movie "Strangers On A Train"?

你看過電影《火車怪客》嗎

Hm, I never saw it.

呃 我沒看過

You've never seen "Strangers On A --"

你連《火車怪客》都沒...

I'm sorry. Great film.

我錯了 牛片

But it's these guys

片中有兩個人

who both discover that they want someone out of their lives.

都想殺死自己身邊的某人

Uh-huh.

然后呢

So one of the guys proposes the perfect crime.

然后其中一個人想了一個完美的殺人計劃

They will do each other's murders.

他們?nèi)ヌ鎸Ψ綒⑷?/p>

We should do that.

我們也應該這樣做

All right,

好吧 你是說

so I would tell Cam to lose the bike shorts?

由我來告訴小卡丟掉那條蠢褲子

Keeping me out of it.

假裝跟我無關

And I tell Phil to lose the jokes.

我去弄停菲爾的笑話

I like it. I'm in.

我喜歡這主意 我加入

-All right!- I am in!

太好了-我加入

Hey, Mackenzie. Stop it. It's Alex.

嘿 麥肯齊 等等 我是艾麗克斯

Hey, so I was thinking later we'd --

我想我們等會

Oh, no. Whatever you want.

不用 你想怎樣都行

Call me later!

等會兒打給我

Or I'll call you later, or --

或者我等會打給你 或者

So, who's Mackenzie?

麥肯齊是誰

You don't know her.

你不認識她

Oh, I know Mackenzie.

我當然知道麥肯齊

Cute. Popular.

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