生活大爆炸第八季 第2期:做瑜伽

Morning.

早安。

Hi. Want to do yoga with me?

想跟我一起做瑜伽嗎?

Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I'llhave the strength to tell you how much I won't bedoing that.

讓我先喝杯咖啡，我才有力氣告訴你我超級(jí)不想做瑜伽。

Hello? Hello, Leonard.

你好?萊納德，是我。

Hey, buddy. Good to hear your voice.

兄弟，很高興又聽(tīng)到你的聲音。

Uh, I'm in Kingman, Arizona, and, uh, I need you to come pick me up.

我在亞利桑那州的金曼我要你來(lái)接我一趟。

I'd love to. I'm just about to do yoga with Penny.

我很樂(lè)意?？墒俏业酶迥菀黄鹱鲨べぁ?/p>

Leonard, I'm at the police station.

萊納德，我在警局里。

I was robbed. ThThey took my phone, my wallet, my iPad, everything.

我被人洗劫一空。他們拿走了我手機(jī)我的皮包、我的iPad，全被偷了。

Oh, my God, are you okay?

天啊，你沒(méi)事吧?

No, I'm not okay.

當(dāng)然有事。

II'm wearing borrowed pants, II don't have I.D. , and one of the officers here won't stop callingme Chicken Legs.

我穿著借來(lái)的褲子身上，也沒(méi)證件，而這里其中一個(gè)警察一直叫我小雞腳。

Okay. Uh, I'llI'll come get you.

好吧。我來(lái)接你。

What's the address?

地址呢?

Hey, what's going on?

怎么了?

He got all of his stuff stolen.

他的東西全被偷了。

Okay...Hurry.

好的...快來(lái)。

Sheldon, hang tight. Hey, do you want me to bring anything?

謝爾頓，撐住。你還需要我?guī)裁礀|西給你嗎?

Oh, yes, please. A pair of pants. And my toothbrush. Yeah, and my mail.

拜托你了。帶條褲子。我的牙刷。我的信。

And a really good comeback for chicken legs, because "I know you are, but what am I?" was metwith stony silence.

還有幫我想怎么回敬人家笑我小雞腳，因?yàn)槲一厮?quot;你才是小雞腿，你們?nèi)叶际切‰u腿"他只無(wú)語(yǔ)的藐視我。

I'll be there as soon as I can.

我會(huì)盡快過(guò)來(lái)。

Is he okay?

他沒(méi)事吧?

Yeah, he's fine, he's just a little rattled.

人是沒(méi)事，就是有點(diǎn)嚇著了吧。

Oh...Feel like driving to Arizona with me?

哦...有興趣陪我一起開(kāi)車(chē)去亞利桑那嗎?

I can't, I have that job interview.

不行，我得去面試呢。

Oh, right.

對(duì)哦。

Besides, I don't need six hours of "Your hair is different.

而且我也不想聽(tīng)六個(gè)小時(shí)的"你的發(fā)型變了。

Why did you change your hair?

你為什么換發(fā)型了?

I'm holding my breath until your hair grows back.

我要憋住呼吸到你頭發(fā)長(zhǎng)出來(lái)為止。

All right, fine.

好吧，行。

Hey, can you think of a reason I shouldn't invite Amy to come with me? Nope.

你能想到我不應(yīng)該邀請(qǐng)艾米跟我一起來(lái)的理由嗎?沒(méi)有。

Come on, you didn't even try.

靠，你想都沒(méi)幫忙想。

Thanks for the lift.

謝謝你來(lái)接我。

What's wrong with your car?

你的車(chē)怎么了?

I'm having my windows untinted.

我把車(chē)送去弄掉防曬膜了。

Why?

為什么?

Got a hot girlfriend now. I want the haters to know.

現(xiàn)在有個(gè)辣妹女友。得秀給嫉妒的屌絲們看看啊。

What are you talking about?

你在瞎說(shuō)什么啊?

No one's paying attention to you.

才沒(méi)人會(huì)鳥(niǎo)你咧。

How's that Haterade taste, bro?

嫉妒水的滋味可好，兄弟?