搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子27 核桃敲敲

煩人的橙子 橙子遇到核桃，并跟他玩敲敲門游戲，橙子把它當成藏在殼里的東西，核桃申明：我不是烏龜。

煩人的橙子：Going Walnuts 核桃敲敲英語字幕

煩人的橙子：(singing) You know I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm really really orange, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's orange! (laughs) Hey! I didn't see you sitting there! Uhh...

核桃： Yes?

煩人的橙子：What are you?

核桃： I'm a walnut.

煩人的橙子：Hey, hey, Walnut!

核桃： What?

煩人的橙子：Walnut! Hey!

核桃： What?!

煩人的橙子：Knock knock.

核桃： Who's there?

煩人的橙子：Knock knock.

核桃： I already said "Who's there?"

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： Look, dude, knock it off.

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： Who is it already?

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： You know what? I don't CARE!!! I don't care who's at the door!

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： God, who is it already!?

煩人的橙子：Cash.

核桃： Cash? Cash who?

煩人的橙子：Cashew? I though you were a walnut! (laughs)

核桃： (sighs)

煩人的橙子：Geez, you really need to come out of your shell! (laughs)

核桃： I'm a nut, not a turtle.

煩人的橙子：You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! (laughs) Hey, hey, Walnut!

核桃： If this is another knock knock joke...

煩人的橙子：You look familiar.

核桃： Dude, I'm a walnut.

煩人的橙子：Don't I know you from somewhere?

核桃： No, no, I- I think I'd remember that.

煩人的橙子：Ooooh I know! You're the guy who lives inside Lizardberry!

核桃： What?

煩人的橙子：Don't you remember?

(A flashback begins showing a time when Orange met Avocado)

煩人的橙子：Hey, Hey, Lizardberry, Hey!

Avocado: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a Lizardberry.

煩人的橙子：Hey! Hey Lizardberry!

Avocado: What?

煩人的橙子：Knife!

(Avocado screams as he is cut by Knife)

煩人的橙子：Whoa! that guy's going to be dino-sore in the morning! (laughs) Oooooooooo, ow!

Avocado Pit: (he is cut out of Avocado and falls down) Free Willy!

煩人的橙子：What the heck?!

Avocado Pit: Hey! How's it going?

煩人的橙子：(screams)

Avocado Pit: (joins Orange's screaming, similar to Watermelon in Orange of July)

(flashback ends)

核桃： What are you talking about!? That was an avocado, you idiot!

煩人的橙子：You're an avocado? Is that why Lizardberry ate you?

核桃： No, I'm a walnut!

煩人的橙子：Wingnut?

核桃： Walnut!

煩人的橙子：Walrus?

核桃： WALNUT!!

煩人的橙子：Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? (laughs)

核桃： Hey, don't even joke about that, man! Have you even seen a nutcracker?

煩人的橙子：Well, duh, he's right over there!

Nut Cracker: (Evil Laughing, Hyper Laugh)

煩人的橙子：Good thing he has a strait jacket!

核桃： Uh, no, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?

煩人的橙子：Nutcracker? Sweet!

核桃： No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?

煩人的橙子：Knock knock.

核桃： It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： (groans)

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： What do you want?

煩人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： GOD WHO IS IT ALREADY?

煩人的橙子：Squirrel.

核桃： Squirrel? Squirrel who?

煩人的橙子：Squirrel!

(A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)

核桃： (screams)