艾倫脫口秀229:太丟人了
I never actually ran into him when I was shooting.Because he was right next door.I know.
我從來沒在拍的時(shí)候遇見過他 他就在隔壁 我知道
I was gonna surprise you.He's not here.He's out of town.
我本打算給你個(gè)驚喜 但他不在這里 他出去了
But I was really gonna surprise you.Oh，that's so sweet.I know.But I would show people.
我本來真的打算給你驚喜的 哦 你真好 我知道 所以我要展示給大家
Remember I asked if I can download the video that you did on my phone?What?
記得我問你我可不可以下載你用我手機(jī)拍的視頻嗎？ 什么？
I may not have asked you,but I did download your video onto my phone.
我也許沒有問過你 但我確實(shí)下載了手機(jī)上的視頻
you mean,Oh,Ellen.That was some thing.Oh,my Lord,no,no,no.
你是說 Ellen 哪個(gè)是 哦 天哪 不
It's harmless.It's harmless.It's not harmless.It's mortifying.
沒事的 沒事的 不會(huì)沒事的 這太丟人了
Tell people what you did then we will show them.
告訴人們你做了什么 然后我們給他們看視頻
Ok，I can't believe you are doing this to me.
好吧 我不敢相信你這樣對(duì)我
Uh,I was leaving,actually just done your show.
呃...我正要離開 事實(shí)上剛結(jié)束了你的節(jié)目
ah,see this is want I get into when I get on your show,just trouble
看這就是上你節(jié)目的后果 都是麻煩
And then I was leaving your show and I was at the stop light,about to turn left onto Balrog
我剛離開你的節(jié)目 我在等紅燈 正要向左轉(zhuǎn)到Balrog路上
and then all of a sudden,Clint Eastwood pulls up right in his car
然后突然 Clint Eastwood開著車出現(xiàn)了
and I have never seen Clint Eastwood and,and,and...you know,in front of me.
我從沒見過Clint Eastwood 你知道嗎 就在我面前
and I kind of got overly excited,and,and I took a cell phone video.
我有點(diǎn)過分激動(dòng)了 然后 我用手機(jī)拍了段視頻
So，so,actually I don't have to hear it here.I can just play it there,right?Because ok,this is real.Oh,god.
所以 事實(shí)上我不需要在這里聽這個(gè)故事 因?yàn)槲铱梢袁F(xiàn)在就放這個(gè)視頻 但 好吧 這是真的 哦 天哪
This is Jen.And you can hear her talking,GO ahead.
這是Jen,你可以聽到她說話 繼續(xù)
Ok I am sitting next to Clinton Eastwood right now.
哦 我就坐在Clinton Eastwood的旁邊
That's Clinton Eastwood at the light at the Warner Brother's studio.I am recording this moment.
Clinton Eastwood在華納兄弟攝影棚的紅燈 我正在錄這一時(shí)刻
I am mortified with myself.I will never forgive myself.
我覺得太丟人了 我不會(huì)原諒我自己
He has no idea what is happening.This is what's happening.Where did he go?
他完全不知道發(fā)生了什么 此時(shí)此刻 他要去哪？
He's going that way so maybe he lives somewhere like Pasadena.
在往那邊走所以也許他住在帕薩迪納
