《新福爾摩斯》第224期:婚宴的籌展

Sorry, what?

抱歉 什么?

Well, I think you know what. You went out with her for two years.

你知道我要說什么的 你們交往過兩年

Er, ages ago. We're... We're just good friends now.

很久以前了 我們...我們現(xiàn)在只是好朋友

Is that a fact?Whenever she tweets, you respond within five minutes, regardless of time or current location,

真的嗎?只要她一發(fā)推特.你總是在五分鐘內(nèi)回復(fù) 不管時間跟地點

suggesting you have her on text alert. In your Facebook photographs of the happy couple,

說明你把她設(shè)成了信息提醒 .在你的臉書上 只要是他倆的照片

Mary takes centre frame, whereas John is always partly or entirely excluded.

瑪麗總是在最中間 約翰不是在邊上就是不在相片里

Well, you can't assume from that I've still got some kind of interest in Mary...

你不能因為這些 就認為我還對瑪麗有意思...

You volunteered to be a shoulder to cry on on no less than three separate occasions.Do you have anything to say in your defence?

之前至少有三次你自愿借肩膀給她哭,你還有什么要辯駁的嗎?

I think from now on, we'll downgrade you to casual acquaintance.No more than three planned social encounters a year

我覺得從現(xiàn)在開始 你應(yīng)該被降級為普通熟人.碰面一年不能超過三次

and always in John's presence.I have your contact details. I will be monitoring.

而且約翰必須在場,我有你的聯(lián)系方式.我會看著你的.

They're right about you. You're a bloody psychopath.

他們說得對 你就是個精神病

High functioning sociopath, with your number.

高功能反社會分子 有你號碼哦

Hello. Darling. Thank you.

你好 親愛的 謝謝

You look fabulous. Thank you.

你看起來真棒 謝謝

Thanks for coming, thank you.

謝謝你能來 謝謝

Er, yes, well done in the service, Archie.

是的 儀式上干得好 阿奇.

He's really come out of his shell. I don't know how you did it.

他變得開朗多了 真不知道你是怎么做到的.

Basically it's a cute smile to the bride's side, cute smile to the groom's side and then the rings. - No.

沖著新娘萌笑 然后沖著新郎萌笑 再然后遞上戒指. - 不.

And you have to wear the outfit. - No.

你還要穿上套裝 - 不.

You really do have to wear the outfit. - What for?

你必須穿上套裝. - 為什么?

Grown-ups like that sort of thing. - Why?

大人們想讓你穿 - 為什么?

I don't know, I'll ask one.

我不知道 我回頭幫你問.

You're a detective. - Yep.

你是偵探 - 是

Have you solved any murders? - Sure, loads.

有破過殺人案嗎? - 大把

Can I see? - Yeah, all right.

我能看看嗎? - 嗯 可以

What's all the stuff in his eye? -Maggots. -Cool!

他眼里都是些什么? - 蛆 - 酷!

He said you had some pictures for him, as a treat?

他說你拿了些照片招待他?

Er, yes, if he's good.

是的 聽話才給看的

Beheadings. - Lovely little village.

斬頭照 - 很不錯的一個小鎮(zhèn)

Hmm? What did you say?

呃? 你剛才說什么?