還是做女人比較好!
1. We got off the Titanic first!
1. 我們優(yōu)先從泰坦尼克號上下來。
2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
2. 我們穿上男朋友的衣服顯得小巧可愛;他們穿上我們的衣服完全是一副白癡相。
3. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
3. 我們掉掉眼淚就能躲掉超速罰單。
4. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
4. 我們從不會去貪戀一個卡通形象或是電腦游戲里的女主角。
5. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
5. 男人的壽命比較短,所以是我們能領(lǐng)到壽險保險金。
6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies...
6. 免費吃喝,免費看電影……
7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
7. 我們可以盡管去擁抱我們的朋友,而不用擔心她會認為我們倆是同性戀。
8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE're gay.
8. 我們可以盡管去擁抱我們的朋友,而不用懷疑我們自己是同性戀。
9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
9. 一款新口紅就能讓我們享受到愉快的新生活。
10. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
10. 長了青春痘,我們知道怎么把它藏起來。
11. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. 我們會把自己裝扮好。
12. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
12. 當我們問朋友們我們的牙縫里有沒有菠菜時,她們不會認為我們有病。
13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
13. 有時巧克力確實能解決我們所有的問題。
14. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
14. 看一個人穿的鞋子我們就能看出他是什么樣的人。
15. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
15. 我們很明智地知道解決迷路問題最簡便的方法就是找人問路。