人人說英語(高級口語)1 Uni11-12

[00:00.00]Unit 11 Social Relations [00:13.32]Legs(E) [00:15.96]In the first-class carriage on a train [00:20.64]three men and a beautiful young girl join in a conversation [00:25.99]The young girl proposes,"If each of you gives me $10,I'll show you my legs." [00:33.25]The men,charmed by this young girl [00:37.69]all pull a ten-dollar bill out of their wallets [00:41.95]The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full [00:47.23]Conversation continues,and the men, [00:51.38]a bit excited,have all taken off their coats [00:56.06]Then the young girl says,"If you give me $100, [01:01.31]I'll show you where I had an operation on my belly." [01:05.57]All three hand the money to her. [01:09.02]The girl then turns to the window [01:12.57]and points outside at a building they're passing [01:16.83]"See there in the distance.That's the hospital where I had it done!" [01:20.80]Mark loved baked beans very much. [01:25.16]On his birthday,he walked past a cafe [01:29.81]and the wonderful smell of baked beans overwhelmed him [01:34.77]Since he was still a couple of blocks from home [01:39.03]he figured he could eat some beans and then walk off any ill effects [01:44.59]So he had two large helpings of beans,and then he walked all the way home. [01:50.65]His wife met him at the door and seemed excited [01:55.33]She said,"Darling,I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" [02:02.41]She blindfolded him,and led him to his chair at the head of the table [02:08.26]making him promise not to peek [02:12.02]At this point,he was beginning to feel a fart coming on [02:16.57]Just as she was about to remove the blinmdfold [02:20.72]the telephone rang,and she went to answer it [02:24.80]While she was gone,Mark shifted his weight to one leg and let go [02:30.96]It was not only loud but also smelly like a rotten egg [02:36.24]He felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him [02:40.78]When he heard his wife ending her conversation on the phone, [02:45.46]he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and put his hands on top of it [02:50.74]His wife removed the blindfold and yelled,"Surprise!"To his shock [02:57.58]there were eight dinner guests seated around the table [03:02.02]for his surprise birthday party [03:05.89]Unit 12 Travel [03:19.24]Travel by Air(E) [03:22.48]Susan was going to travel by plane [03:27.62]She took a taxi to the airport,but they were held up in heavy traffic on the way [03:35.88]By the time they got to the airport,the plane had already taken off [03:42.04]Susan felt very bad because she missed her flight [03:46.90]She was going to take a later flight [03:50.97]and she had to wait for it in the lounge for three hours! [03:56.23]After Susan checked in,she went through the security check [04:02.39]She handed over her bags,and the securty guard began searching through them [04:10.15]Everything was O.K. [04:13.99]Finally,Susan boarded the plane,ready for take-of [04:19.94]The Traffic Stop(M) [04:24.10]Gindy is going down the road,and she gets pulled over by a highway patrolman [04:32.74]When he gets up to the car,he tells Cindy that she was speeding [04:40.50]Cindy is not surprised,because she is always speeding. [04:47.16]While the highway patrolman is standiong there, [04:52.52]he sees that Cindy has six huge knives in the back seat [04:58.76]He asks her what they are for,and Cindy tells him that they are for her act [05:07.91]and she is a juggler [05:11.67]The patrolman does not believe her,and tells her to prove it [05:18.01]So Cindy gets out of the car,and starts to juggle with the knives [05:24.47]At the same time, [05:28.12]two men are driving by and witness the two on the side of the road [05:36.09]One of the men looks at the other man and says, [05:41.34]"Man,I am glad I quit drinking. [05:46.41]Those drunk driving tests these days are hell!"

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