No! 不!
Maggie? 美姬?
Uh, Mag-- 嗯,美…
Okay, okay, okay. So if you were imagining me, y-you did great. 如果你幻想吻的是我,你吻得好
What the hell were you doing? 你搞什么鬼?
Bob, I’m really sorry. She... kissed me back. 波比,我很對不起,但她也回吻我
- I kissed you back? - Yes, you did. You kissed me back. 我回吻你? 對,你的確有啊
You wanna tell me how long this has been goin’ on? 這份愛意滋生了多久?
Yeah, caught that. 我都看在眼中了
- About a minute. 大概一分鐘前
Really? 真的?
- Longer for me. 我對你產(chǎn)生愛意則早一些
What do you expect me to say to this? 我應該怎樣對你們說呢?
- Hello. 聽住呀
- Well, Bob, you could say, 嗯,你大可以說
will be really happy together." “真真正正幸福地活下去”
"Well, I hope you two “我希望你們倆”
I hope you two 我希望你們倆
will be really happy together. 真真正正幸福地活下去
- Uh, take care of him. 幫我照顧他
- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 你沒事吧?
Bob! Bob! 波比 波比
Bob, I’m sorry. I-I’m-- 我很抱歉
At least this time I backed out before the wedding. 至少我是在婚禮前溜掉
That’s progress. 這算是進步了
You are gonna find some woman... 你會找到一個…
who can make you so much happier than I ever could. 比我更能令你幸福的女人
- Look out! 讓開
- She’s good with needy men. - Yeah. Uh, yeah. 她擅于撫慰有需要的男人
- Well, um... why don’t you... - Yeah. - just call me later. - Okay. 你遲一些撥電話找我吧
Bob, this may not be a good time, but here’s my number. 你想傾訴一下,可以打這個號碼
(Cindy) Drive safely, Bob! 波比,小心駕駛啊
Kid wants to lock up, go home. 他們要關門回家了
- How’s Bob? - Mmm. 波比怎么樣?
- Okay. 還好
So, what just happened just now? 現(xiàn)在發(fā)生的事
Frankly, I don’t even want to talk about it. 我也不清楚,坦白說… 我甚至不想談了
- Then... in there? - I don’t know. I, I, I-- 我是指剛才在教堂里
Me neither. 我也不想
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 慢著
- No, no, no. No, wait. 等一等,不行的
Stop. - Mmm? Mmm? 不行的,我們…別這樣
No, no, no, no. We gotta-- We have to talk. 不,不,我們要談一談
We have to talk. We have to do some talking now, all right? 我們現(xiàn)在要好好一談
Just-- Come over here. Pull up a-- - Pull up a rail. - I was enjoying the-- Okay. 過來,坐下吧
All right. Just give me 讓我有個喘息的…
a little space here.Okay. 空間吧
All right. (Sighs) 好啦
Do you think may-- 你認為也許…
Well, you do have a dress. 你有結婚禮服
And the church. 也有教堂
And the wedding date. 還訂了婚期
Then there’s the two of us. 我們現(xiàn)在是兩個人
Maybe-- 或者…
You do have to go down the aisle with somebody... 你還是要步入教堂
that you love, 跟一個你愛的人
- and who loves you back. 而他也是愛你的
- Who? 跟誰啊?
I’m okay with that. 跟你也無所謂
So am l. 我都無所謂
I’m getting married. 我準備結婚了
“卡美姬與甘艾基的婚禮”
Do you do this often? 你經(jīng)常都這樣做
Well, there’s not a lot to do around here. 住在這小鎮(zhèn)沒什么好做嘛
I just believe he’s listening to you. 我們找出了艾基的優(yōu)點
His hair, any color. 他的頭發(fā),任何顏色都好看
I like his tight butt. 我喜歡他那結實的屁股
- Grandma. - Well, I do! 祖母,別這樣嘛 我的確喜歡嘛
I’ll see you at the wedding. Right? 我們在教堂見面好嗎?
You’re gonna be there, huh? 你會來吧?
- Thirty-seven hours. 還有三十七個鐘頭
- I didn’t miss the first one. 你第一個婚禮我也在場嘛
We’re gonna spend part of the time here in town 我們會在小鎮(zhèn)待一段時期
’cause he wants to write a book. 因為他要寫一本書
You always wanted to write a novel. 你一直都打算寫一部小說
I feel inspired here. 我在這里找到靈感
I feel like I can write. I wanna write. 我覺得我可以執(zhí)筆,我要寫出來
Ike is getting married. Hah! Ooh! Ooh! 艾基要結婚啦
Fisher, if you pee on the Persian, I’m gonna kill you. 你在地毯上撒尿,我就宰了你