有了孩子后生活的改變

有趣的前后照片對比，有了孩子后生活的改變

As someone that doesn't have an especially strong urge to have kids anytime soon, I'm often told things like: “It's a completely life-changing experience;” “your priorities are turned upside down;” and “nothing can describe the feeling you get when you first hold your own child in your hands.”

作為一個沒有特別強(qiáng)烈的想要孩子的欲望的人，我經(jīng)常聽到這樣的話:“這是一次完全改變?nèi)松慕?jīng)歷”、“你的優(yōu)先級顛倒了”、“沒有什么能描述你第一次把自己的孩子抱在手里時的感覺。”

Now, I don't doubt for a second that the act of procreation fulfills one of the most basic and fundamental human needs and brings about incredible and joyous emotions that only a parent can really understand.

現(xiàn)在，我毫不懷疑，生育行為滿足了人類最基本的需求之一，帶來了只有父母才能真正理解的難以置信的快樂情感。

However, while parenting is surely amazing, rewarding and life-changing beyond words, it can also take its toll! From the calm, romantic, fun-loving and free couples of before to the flustered, stressed and vomit-stained parents of afterward, these photos amusingly highlight some of the change that all parents go through - and even though they will surely say that it was 100% worth it - meh, I'm still not quite convinced yet.

然而，盡管養(yǎng)育子女是一件不可思議的事，它的回報和改變?nèi)松淖饔檬菬o法用言語來形容的，但它也會帶來負(fù)面影響!從平靜、浪漫,風(fēng)趣的夫妻之前的緊張,壓力和vomit-stained的父母之后,這些照片好笑地突出的一些改變,所有的父母經(jīng)歷——盡管他們肯定會說這是值得100%——咩,我還是不太相信。

The 'before vs after parenting pics' trend was started by forty-something Brooklyn dad Mike Julianelle, who runs the 'Got Toddlered' Instagram page and also has a popular parenting blog that shares his experiences of being the father to two crazy sons. We had a previous post covering the first batch of hilarious examples, and they were so popular that we have come back with more! Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know your thoughts and stories in the comments!

這種“親子照前后對比”的潮流是由布魯克林一位四十多歲的父親邁克·朱利安發(fā)起的，他在Instagram上開了一個名為“剛學(xué)會走路”的主頁，同時也有一個很受歡迎的育兒博客，分享他作為兩個瘋狂兒子的父親的經(jīng)歷。我們之前有一篇文章報道了第一批搞笑的例子，它們太受歡迎了，所以我們又回來了更多!往下滾動，自己去看看，在評論中讓我們知道你的想法和故事!

#1 This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done.

這甚至不需要標(biāo)題。我應(yīng)該刪除這一頁上的所有其他圖片，把它們都換成這個，并把“任務(wù)完成”放在我的簡歷里。我在這里的工作結(jié)束了。

#2 From Dressed To The Nines To Asleep By Nine

從盛裝打扮到九點鐘睡覺

#3 Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement

每隔一段時間，為人父母就是一個重大的進(jìn)步

#4 Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!

我們結(jié)婚一周年的照片!

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#5 For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open

顯而易見，這只貓學(xué)會了睜著一只眼睛睡覺

#6 Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations.

養(yǎng)育孩子會讓你陷入困境

#7 Honeymoon’s Over!

蜜月結(jié)束了!

#8 The Dog Days Are Over

三伏天結(jié)束了

#9 From “I’m On A Boat!!!” To “He’s On My Throat!!!” (This Is One Of My Favorites!)

從“我在船上”到“他在我的喉嚨上!!”(這是我的最愛之一!)

#10 From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint...”

從“嘻嘻哈哈”到“等等!我又有一個新的抱怨……”

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