休閑英語對話：關(guān)于搞笑的噴嚏科學(xué)家的情景會話

Rose: Honey, mother needs a perch.

親愛的，媽媽需要一個歇腳的地方。

Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

媽?我們年紀(jì)差不大啊。媽，你看起來真美。

Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

不要再拍我馬匹了，你這個小個子。我還沒答應(yīng)要把我女兒送出去呢。挪開去，我需要一個地方先把我的噴嚏送出去。

Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

等一下。用我這個特制袋。不要浪費了你的噴嚏。

Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

阿切!不好意思通常沒那么大聲的。

Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

沒關(guān)系?？梢园涯莻€袋子給我嗎?我想帶回實驗室。

Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

你在開玩笑嗎?沒有。你這個怪人，你想對我的噴嚏做什么?你不是那個《科學(xué)怪人》吧?

Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

雖然我想, 我覺得他的試驗都很酷. 放松, 媽.研究噴嚏,是我的工作.

Mom: Sneeze?

噴嚏?

Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.

天哪. 救命,羅思.媽暈過去了.天哪!