時尚英語熱詞 你一個都不會說？
有異性沒人性
Definition :means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.
Hiberdating指在冬季約會戀愛，或者指某人在談戀愛期間忽略其他朋友的情況，也就是我們常說的“有異性沒人性”。第二種用法更普遍一些。Hiberdating這個詞是hibernating(冬眠)和dating(約會)兩個詞的合成詞，由此便可知它的意思是一個人在約會戀愛期間中斷與朋友聯(lián)絡(luò)的狀況。
E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
自從4個月前詹妮弗跟泰德約會以來，我就一直沒有過她的消息。
No.2 Askhole
愛問鬼
Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
意思是一個老愛向別人征求建議，卻又不聽建議，老是對著干的人。
E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.
我敢肯定，股票經(jīng)紀(jì)人、律師很快就能想起一大票愛問鬼客戶，更不用說那些管理顧問、咨詢師、教師、父母等等——他們?nèi)荚庥鲞^愛問鬼。
No.3 Masturdating
自我約會
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
獨自外出。例如：一個人看電影，吃飯等。(類似一個人的約會)
E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.
哥們，我就沒發(fā)現(xiàn)哪個國家還有跟我一樣的老男人。我沉溺于長期自我安慰的約會中不能自拔了。
No.4 Bedgasm
在床上極其享受的感覺
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
當(dāng)結(jié)束了一天18個小時的工作、一段長途旅行或數(shù)小時極為疲憊的體力活動后，爬到床上后所產(chǎn)生的那種徹底難以抑制的幸福愉快感。
E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
大半夜的連開三個小時的車，我實在是很難保持清醒。當(dāng)我到家后，我爬到床上鉆進(jìn)被窩，徹底享受了10分鐘的身體放松愉快感。
No.5 Textpectation
期待回復(fù)短信的少女情懷
Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
指等著別人回復(fù)短信時那種期待的感覺。(有點少女情懷的感覺)
E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
我剛剛給她發(fā)了個短信約她出來——但是現(xiàn)在那種期待得到回復(fù)的迫切感簡直要殺了我。
No.6 Chairdobe
衣服堆在椅子上
Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣柜里或掛衣架上。
No.7 Cellfish
光顧著打電話不理別人的自私行為
Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
指某人指顧著打電話，同時對身邊的人很粗魯或欠體貼的行為。
E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".
點餐時你就不能不打電話嗎——這樣很沒禮貌誒。
No.8 Nonversation
沒意義的談話
Definition: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
指完全沒有價值的對話，沒有任何啟發(fā)、解釋或其它可闡述的問題。尤其指在派對上，酒吧里或其它場合發(fā)生的對話，因為這些場合也不大可能有太有意義的對話。
E.g. Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy. Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
史密斯：跟那個人聊天簡直是浪費時間。約翰：我知道，每次我跟他聊天，我也感覺很沒勁。
No.9 Destinesia
到了地方卻忘記當(dāng)初為何要來
Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
當(dāng)你到了準(zhǔn)備要去的地方后，你忘記了當(dāng)初為什么要去了。經(jīng)常發(fā)生在工作時間，而且會造成很大的挫敗感。
E.g. John ran down the stairs to the storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!
約翰走下樓來到了倉儲室，但是他卻怎么也想不起來他要找什么了。因此，他又跑回樓上廚房，又看了一下他的準(zhǔn)備清單。媽的，討厭的健忘癥!
No.10 Errorist
不停犯錯的人
Definition: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
某人老是不停的犯錯。說著他自認(rèn)為正確的話，但是任何有常識的人都會知道他是錯的。真是個笨蛋。
E.g. Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
布什又在電視上講話了。真是個大笨蛋。
No.11 Ambitchous
立志要做婊子中的頂級
Definition: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
努力爭做雞頭(婊子中的頂級)
E.g. Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
哼!布蘭妮睡了我男朋友。嗯，她是婊子中的婊子。
No.12 Dudevorce
基友關(guān)系破裂
Definition:When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
指倆個好基友正是關(guān)系破裂，原因是因為某個很奇葩的問題上意見不一致，通常是關(guān)于某個女孩的問題上看法不同導(dǎo)致。
E.g. Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.
斯賓塞和布羅迪因為勞倫而分手了。
No.13 Onlineness
經(jīng)常上網(wǎng)刷朋友圈但卻很孤獨
Definition: the fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness.
指為了對任何網(wǎng)絡(luò)發(fā)展做出及時反映經(jīng)常出現(xiàn)在網(wǎng)上，無論有多重要。這種行為會使人產(chǎn)生極度的孤獨感。
