動(dòng)物笑話：1、 A horse in pursuit of equity 追求公平的馬

1. A horse in pursuit of equity

A man drove his car into a ditch3 in a desolated4 area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched5 Buddy up to the car and yelled6, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered7, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly8 said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The man was most appreciative9 and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

Notes:

1. in pursuit of 追求

2. equity 平等

3. ditch 溝

4. desolated 荒涼的

5. hitch （用環(huán)或鉤）套住，鉤住

6. yell 叫喊

7. holler 抱怨，發(fā)牢騷

8. nonchalantly 漫不經(jīng)心地

9. appreciative 感激的

追求公平的馬

一個(gè)男子把他的車開(kāi)進(jìn)了一個(gè)荒涼地帶的小溝里。幸運(yùn)的是當(dāng)?shù)匾粋€(gè)農(nóng)夫帶著他的一匹名叫巴蒂的強(qiáng)壯大馬來(lái)幫忙了。

農(nóng)夫把巴蒂拴在車前叫道：“拉啊，奈麗，快拉。”巴蒂?zèng)]有動(dòng)彈。

于是農(nóng)夫又叫道：“拉啊，巴斯特，快拉?！卑偷?zèng)]有反應(yīng)。

農(nóng)夫又一次命令道：“拉啊，杰尼，快拉?！比匀皇裁磩?dòng)靜都沒(méi)有。這時(shí)農(nóng)夫漫不經(jīng)心地叫道：“拉啊，巴蒂，快拉。”于是馬輕易地把車?yán)隽诵稀?

這個(gè)男子很感激，又非常好奇。他問(wèn)這個(gè)農(nóng)夫?yàn)槭裁慈谓绣e(cuò)了那匹馬的名字。農(nóng)夫說(shuō)：“哦，巴蒂是匹瞎馬，如果它知道就是它一匹馬在拉車，它試都不會(huì)試的！”

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馬主要作為役使家畜，用于騎乘、挽車和載重，在戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)和勞作中運(yùn)用，在歷史上起到非常重要的作用。直到工業(yè)革命蒸汽機(jī)出現(xiàn)以前，馬一直是主要的拉車動(dòng)力，以至于后來(lái)機(jī)器的能力要以馬力來(lái)衡量。在山區(qū)無(wú)法行車的路上，馬是主要的運(yùn)載工具。