錢的笑話：7、 Money refunded 退款

7. Money refunded

A couple took their six-month-old girl to the movies with them. At the gate, the usher2 said they'd leave if the baby cried.

But we'll refund your money, he added.

After watching the movie for a half-hour, the husband turned to his wife, "Well, darling, what do you think of the movie?" he asked.

It's the worst thing I've ever seen. the wife replied.

Me, too. he agreed, "Shake little Joan."

Notes:

1. refund 退款

2. usher 引座員

退　款

一對(duì)夫婦帶著他們6個(gè)月大的女兒去看電影。在門口，引座員說(shuō)，如果嬰兒哭的話，他們就得離開(kāi)影院（以免干擾別人）。

“不過(guò)，我們會(huì)把電影票錢退給你們的，”他接著說(shuō)道。

這對(duì)夫婦看了半小時(shí)電影，丈夫轉(zhuǎn)向妻子問(wèn)道：“你覺(jué)得電影怎樣？”

妻子答道：“從沒(méi)看過(guò)比這更差的?！?

“就是，”丈夫附和道，“把小寶寶瓊搖醒?！?

Useful link:

電影院引座員的職責(zé)是維護(hù)內(nèi)外場(chǎng)秩序，包括檢票引座、應(yīng)對(duì)各種觀眾不時(shí)之需、制止個(gè)別觀眾的不文明行為等。