雙語笑話：再見媽媽

Bye Mom

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around．Thinking nothing of it，he ignored her and continued on．Finally he went to the checkout line，but she got in front of him．“Pardon me，”she said，“I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable．It’s just that you look just like my son，who I haven’t seen for a long time．”“That’s a shame，”replied the young man．“Is there anything I can do for you？”“Yes，”she said，“As I’m leaving，can you say‘Goodbye，Mother！’？It would make me feel so much better．”“Sure，”answered the young man．As the old woman was leaving，he called out，“Goodbye，Mother！”As he stepped up to the checkout counter，he saw that his total was $227.95．“How can that be？”he asked，“I only purchased a few things！”“Your mother said that you would pay for her，”said the clerk．

再見媽媽

一個(gè)青年人在超市里邊逛邊挑選商品，他注意到有個(gè)老婦人跟著自己。他沒當(dāng)回事，也不理她，繼續(xù)逛著。最后當(dāng)他排隊(duì)等待結(jié)賬時(shí)，老婦人走到他前面?！按驍_了，”老婦人說，“如果盯著你看讓你感到不舒服，我很抱歉。因?yàn)槟闾裎覂鹤恿?，而我又很長時(shí)間沒有見到他了。”“真是遺憾，”他說，“我能為你做點(diǎn)什么嗎？”“太好了，”老婦人說，“我走時(shí)你能對(duì)我說‘再見，媽媽’嗎？我會(huì)感到很開心的?！薄爱?dāng)然可以。”他答道。于是老婦人走時(shí)他大喊：“再見，媽媽！”當(dāng)他在收銀臺(tái)結(jié)賬時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)總額為227.95美元。“怎么這么多錢？”他問，“我只買了幾樣?xùn)|西！”“你媽媽說她買的東西也由你付錢。”收銀員說。