雙語笑話：找我零錢

Give Me My Change

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.“But I paid，don’t you remember？”says the customer.“Okay，”says the bartender，“If you said you paid，you did.”The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then rushes in，orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeeper replies，“If you say you paid，I’ll take your word for it.”Soon the customer goes into the street，sees an old friend，and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly，the bartender leans over and says，“You know，a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer，neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face.”“Don’t bother me with your troubles，”the final patron responds.“Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

找我零錢

酒吧里一個人喝了兩杯啤酒，酒吧招待告訴他應(yīng)付6.5美元?！暗牵乙呀?jīng)付過錢了，你不記得了？”他說。酒吧招待說道：“好，你說付過就付過吧！”于是他走出酒吧，告訴他見到的第一個人說酒吧里的招待記不住顧客是否付過酒錢。第二個人走進酒吧，要了一杯啤酒，并故伎重施。酒吧招待答道：“如果你說付過了，我相信你就是了?！苯又@個人來到街上告訴他的一位老朋友怎樣能喝到免費啤酒。那位朋友匆忙趕到酒吧，當他要了一杯冰威士忌開始喝時，那個酒吧招待走過來說：“你知道今晚這兒發(fā)生的有趣的事嗎？有兩個人喝了啤酒都沒付錢，但都宣稱付過了。如果有哪個家伙再敢試著這么干，我將狠狠地打他的臉?！薄安灰媚愕牡姑故聛頍┪?，”最后的這位顧客道，“快找零錢，我要回去了?！?