雙語笑話：啤酒

Beer

A man always went to the same bar at the same time every day and asked for two glasses of beer. He drank them and then asked for two more.

One day the man behind the bar said to him，“Why do you always ask for two glasses of beer？Why don’t you get one big glass instead？”The man answered，“Because I do not like to drink alone. I drink with my friend.”

But a few days later the man came in and asked only for one beer.“Oh，”said the barman，“has your friend died？”“Oh，no，”said the man.“He is very well. This beer is for him. But I have stopped drinking beer. My doctor doesn’t want me to drink any more because it is dangerous for me.”

啤酒

一男子每天同一時候都會到同一家酒吧喝啤酒。他先喝兩杯，接著再來兩杯。

一天，酒吧招待問他：“為什么你總是兩杯一起喝？干嗎不拿一個大杯來喝？”該男子答道：“我不愿意一個人喝，因為這樣太寂寞了。我這是和朋友一起喝?！?

但幾天以后，該男子進來只要了一杯啤酒?！鞍ィ本瓢烧写?，“你朋友是不是去世了？”“沒有，”男子答道，“他身體很好。這杯酒是替他喝的。我已經(jīng)戒酒了，因為醫(yī)生不讓我再喝了，說喝酒對身體有很大危害?！?