雙語笑話：感恩節(jié)與橄欖球賽

Thanksgiving Football

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement，the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines，the coach shouted，“You’re terrific！Sign up for the season，and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.”“Forget the bonus，”the turkey said.“All I want to know is，does the season go past Thanksgiving Day？”

感恩節(jié)與橄欖球賽

一支職業(yè)橄欖球隊(duì)剛開完每日訓(xùn)練例會(huì)，一只大火雞大搖大擺地來到了球場(chǎng)。所有的隊(duì)員都吃驚地盯著它，只見它走到主教練跟前，要求試訓(xùn)。火雞在場(chǎng)上準(zhǔn)確地接了一個(gè)又一個(gè)傳球，突破防守線，大家都驚得目瞪口呆?；痣u回到邊線附近，教練大喊：“你太厲害了！本賽季我要和你簽約，并且保證給你一大筆獎(jiǎng)金?！薄跋葎e提獎(jiǎng)金，”火雞說，“我只想知道本賽季的比賽是否會(huì)持續(xù)到感恩節(jié)之后？”