雙語語言笑話：965　Shake machine broken 搖機器壞

英語笑話

965　Shake machine broken 搖機器壞

The milk shake machine at the fast-food restaurant was broken, so I had an assistant post a sign on the drive-through speaker. A short time later, a customer pulled up to the speaker. “May I take your order?” I asked. “Crash, boom, bang!” came the response. I asked the customer to pull around. “Were you pounding on the speaker?” I asked the driver. “Yes, I was,” she admitted. “Why would you do that?” “Because the sign on the speaker said ‘Shake Machine Broken.’”

快餐店的搖牛奶機壞了，我讓助理到免下車售貨的喇叭那里去貼一個條。過了不一會兒，一個顧客到喇叭那里停下來。我問：“你要訂購什么？”只聽那邊“哐、哐、哐”一頓亂砸。我讓那個顧客過來。我問：“剛才是你砸的喇叭嗎？”她承認說：“是的?！薄澳銥槭裁匆敲锤?？”“因為喇叭上貼的條說‘搖機器壞’?！?