I was in a bank when a man entered with a rather large dog on a leash. When he asked if it was okay to bring his pet into the building, a bank official answered, “Yes, provided he doesn't make a deposit.”
我在銀行的時候,一個男子牽著一條相當大的狗進來。他問是不是可以把他的寵物帶進建筑物。銀行的工作人員說:“可以,只要他不make a deposit?!保╩ake a deposit的意思通常是“存款”,但這里是“隨地大小便”。)