英語笑話 - 老人篇：641　That's a long time 這是一段漫長的時間

英語笑話

641　That's a long time 這是一段漫長的時間

To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we had each been married nearly 50 years. “That's a long time,” I observed. “A long, long time,” she agreed. Then she smiled. “Something just occurred to me.” “What's that?” “If I had killed your brother the first time I felt like it, I'd be out of jail by now.”

我和我的嫂子既震驚又恐懼地意識到，我們都已經(jīng)結(jié)婚快50年了。我說：“這是一段漫長的時間。”她附和說：“非常非常長的時間。”然后她笑了?！拔也畔肫鹨患??！薄笆裁词?？”“如果當時按我心里想的把你哥哥殺了，現(xiàn)在我該可以從監(jiān)獄里放出來了。”