英語幽默笑話：不是今天，是前天的

　　Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.

　　One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks. "Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."

　　"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."

　　翻譯：馬克是個好男孩，但他不是很干凈。他的手和臉總是很臟。

　　一天，馬克去學校。他的老師看著他，說：“我知道你今天早上吃了什么。”“什么?”馬克問道。“雞蛋。你的臉和嘴告訴了我。”“不，”馬克說，“不是今天，是前天。”