英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)30秒U(xiǎn)nit17：Why為什么？

A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

“位墓園管理員在巡視的時(shí)候，看見(jiàn)一名男子躺在墳?zāi)股希?/p>

sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

大聲哭泣，并且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地說(shuō)：

"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

"你為什么一定要死?哦，為什么?為什么?為什么?”

"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

墓園管理員安慰他說(shuō)“心愛(ài)的人死去是個(gè)很難受的損失，

"but someday,the pain will pass."

但是終有一天，傷痛會(huì)過(guò)去的。”

"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說(shuō)：“心愛(ài)的人?

" I didn't even know the guy."

我根本不認(rèn)識(shí)這個(gè)人。…

"Then why all the tears? "

"那為什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"

"He was my wife's first husband!"

"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”