英語幽默笑話30秒Unit1：A True Confession真實的告解

有一個男人走進告解室說：“我犯罪了”。

"What did you do?"asks the priest.

神父 問 ：“你做了什么?”

"I committed a murder."

“我犯了謀殺罪”

The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父說：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饒恕。”

A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."

有一個男人走進告解室說：“我犯罪了”。

The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

神父問他： “你做了什么?”

"I robbed six banks."

“我搶了六家銀行”

The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父說：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饒恕。”

Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."

另一個男人走進告解室說：“我犯罪了”。

" What did you do?" asks the priest,

神父問：“你做了什么?”

"I broke the holy cup."

“我把圣杯打破了”。