英語笑話：那真是糟糕

The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making hisrounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.

一位上了年紀(jì)的著名醫(yī)生正在各病房做例行巡視，一位年輕的實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生跟著他，突然那名實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生注意到一件怪事。

"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppositorybehind your ear?"

“醫(yī)師先生，您有沒發(fā)現(xiàn)您耳朵放了一支栓劑呢?"

"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner. "Do you know what this means?"

“喔!真是糟糕!”那位名醫(yī)說道，“你知道那表示什么嗎?”

"What?"

“什么呢?”

"Some asshole has got my pen!"

“我把我的鋼筆塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了!”