英語笑話：聽不懂方言的政客

A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.

一位政客抵達一處印第安人居留地向居住在該區(qū)被壓迫的原住民表達他的關(guān)切之情。他向一群民眾發(fā)表演說。

The plight of your tribe has always been close to my heart," said the politician.

“我一直切身體會到你們的窮苦困境，”政客說。

"Umgwalagwala , "responded the audience enthusiastically.

“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群眾熱烈歡呼。

I shan' t rest until greater efforts are made on your behalf.

“不為你們爭取更多的福利，我個人絕不會松懈。”

"Umgwalagwala," they responded more loudly.

“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群眾反應更為熱烈。

"And I personally guarantee that you will all be accorded full and equal civil rights. "

“此外我愿個人保證你們將被賦予完全及公平的公民權(quán)利。”

"Umgwalagwala," shouted the tribe.

“安瓜拉瓜拉!”整個部落的人都叫喊起來。

The politician was pleased with his reception and asked for a tour of the reservation. Soon, he and his guide were standing next to a fenced enclosure.

對這樣的接待，政客感到非常高興，因此他要求游覽該居留地，不久他和向?qū)Ь妥叩揭惶幏忾]的籬笆圍墻。

"And what is this used for?" asked the orator.

“這是做什么用的?，’政客問道。

"oh, this empty now, but before we keep bulls in here. "

“喔，現(xiàn)在空無一物，但以前我們在這里養(yǎng)牛。”

"I see," said the visitor, and was planning to enter the enclosure.

“原來如此，”政客說著準備進入籬笆內(nèi)。

"Hey,you better not go in there,You likely step in a lot of umgwalagwala."

“嘿，你還是不要進去的好，否則你可能踩到很多的安瓜拉瓜拉。”