請(qǐng)朋友吃飯

　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

　　What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!

　　I know all that.

　　Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

　　Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.

　　親愛(ài)的，丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。

　　什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買(mǎi)過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。

　　這些我全都知道。

　　那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯?

　　因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。