辛普森爸爸能為現(xiàn)代生活帶來(lái)什么啟示

It has been some week for The Simpsons.

辛普森家庭再次走紅已經(jīng)有些時(shí)日了。

First, they received international acclaim for forecasting Donald Trump's election victory, then they were nominated for a Critics Choice award, and now the University of Glasgow has launched a philosophy course based on the musings of Homer Simpson.

首先，他們因?yàn)闇?zhǔn)確預(yù)測(cè)特朗普的當(dāng)選而受到國(guó)際贊譽(yù)，隨后他們又被提名為“杰出評(píng)論家 ”。最近，英國(guó)格拉斯哥大學(xué)還專(zhuān)門(mén)開(kāi)設(shè)了一門(mén)哲學(xué)課來(lái)研究辛普森爸爸。

The Simpsons is one of the modern world's greatest cultural artefacts, partly because it is so full of philosophy, according to the course description.

據(jù)課程簡(jiǎn)介，大概是《辛普森一家》豐富的哲學(xué)性，使它成為現(xiàn)代社會(huì)最為偉大的文化產(chǎn)品之一。

Since it first aired in 1989, The Simpsons has never been afraid to touch on the key issues of the day.

自1989年第一次播出開(kāi)始，《辛普森一家》總是緊跟時(shí)代話(huà)題。

Politics, family, relationships, parenting, religion, education - you name it, they've done it.

無(wú)論是政治、家庭、人際關(guān)系、為人父母、宗教亦或教育，只有你想不到，沒(méi)有他們做不到的話(huà)題。

And any glance at Homers greatest quotes shows that the cartoons main man has a view on everything from gender equality to fatherhood.

只需略讀辛普森爸爸的最佳語(yǔ)錄，就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)這部動(dòng)畫(huà)的主角關(guān)注眾多話(huà)題，從兩性平等到父親的職責(zé)。

In light of this, what can we learn from his pearls of wisdom?

因此，我們能夠如何借鑒他的如珠妙語(yǔ)呢?

What can he teach us about life?

他能夠給我們什么生活上的啟發(fā)呢?

Through the medium of Homers idiocy, The Simpsons has shone a light on some of the most pressing societal issues in the modern world, such as...

借辛普森爸爸這些“蠢話(huà)”，《辛普森一家》讓現(xiàn)代一些最為急迫的社會(huì)問(wèn)題浮出水面。比方說(shuō)……

Loneliness among the elderly

孤寡老人

The problem: More than a quarter of people over 65 who live alone are lonely, while it was revealed in 2014 that Britain is the loneliness capital of Europe - with people here less likely to know their neighbours or have strong friendships than people anywhere else in Europe.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：超過(guò)1/4的65歲以上的獨(dú)居老人表示深感寂寞，而2014年的調(diào)查顯示，英國(guó)更是歐洲孤獨(dú)之都。英國(guó)人不太認(rèn)得他們的鄰居，也比歐洲其他地方更難有堅(jiān)固友誼。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

“老人家需要被孤立和研究而不是陪伴，因此他們的營(yíng)養(yǎng)素就能確定下來(lái)，以被我們個(gè)人使用。”

Being a man

作為男人

The problem: There is a "crisis in modern masculinity", with men failing to cope with personal and professional pressures, according to a report by mental health charity CALM.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：心理健康機(jī)構(gòu)CALM最新報(bào)告表明，現(xiàn)在出現(xiàn)了“現(xiàn)代男子氣概危機(jī)”，男性難以應(yīng)對(duì)個(gè)人及職業(yè)壓力。

Phrases like "man up" are commonplace, damaging and can blur our understanding of masculinity and manhood.

“拿出男人的樣子來(lái)”這種話(huà)早已耳熟能詳。然而這樣的話(huà)會(huì)破壞和混淆我們對(duì)男子氣概和男兒氣質(zhì)的理解。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

“The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let’s see. Don’t tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”

“瑪姬，學(xué)校的真諦就是要讓一個(gè)男孩長(zhǎng)成一個(gè)男人。走著瞧，不要多嘴。記得要捉弄那些跟你不一樣的人。如果你不確定是否跟大家同感的話(huà)，什么都不要說(shuō)”。

Coping with pressure

應(yīng)對(duì)壓力

The problem:

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：

Research from mental health charity Mind found that four in five 18 to 34-year-old men put on a brave face when they are anxious.

心理健康慈善機(jī)構(gòu)Mind的研究表明，4/5的18到34歲的男性都會(huì)在焦慮的時(shí)候強(qiáng)作鎮(zhèn)定。

Repressing those feelings won't help anyone.

然而，抑制焦慮只是無(wú)濟(jì)于事。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whisky bottle.

“你應(yīng)該把怒氣攢到合適的時(shí)間爆發(fā)，就像那天我用威士忌瓶子砸了裁判那樣”。

Young people

年輕人

The problem:

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：

A controversial one, this, but there is no denying that many young people feel that the future they wanted has been prevented by older generations.

這其實(shí)挺棘手的，但事實(shí)是，很多當(dāng)代年輕人都認(rèn)為老一輩人阻止他們?nèi)プ非笏麄冏约合胍奈磥?lái)。

Not only was there the referendum vote to leave the EU, but also claims of inter-generational unfairness prompted by fears that the younger people are essentially getting turned over by a system that favours older people.

這不僅說(shuō)的是脫歐投票，也指因擔(dān)心年輕人會(huì)被一個(gè)更偏向老者的體制顛覆所產(chǎn)生的代際不公。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

“我相信如果我們不加干涉的話(huà)，孩子就是我們的未來(lái)。

Diversity

多樣性

The problem: Hate crimes against ethnic minorities in the UK leapt by more than 40 percent in the month following the EU referendum.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：在脫歐公投之后的那個(gè)月里，英國(guó)出于對(duì)于少數(shù)族裔的仇恨心理而引發(fā)的犯罪行為激增超40%。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

Just blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English.

“怪那些不說(shuō)英語(yǔ)的人(即少數(shù)族裔)好了。”

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

“我是一個(gè)年齡在18-49歲以?xún)?nèi)的白種男性。不管我的意見(jiàn)有多蠢，大家都聽(tīng)我的。”

Politics

政治

The problem: We are so far beyond telling the truth in politics that Oxford Dictionaries has announced a joint US-UK word of the year: post-truth.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：我們已經(jīng)偏離政治真相太遠(yuǎn)了，為此，牛津詞典頒布了2016英美年度詞匯，即“后真相”。

The word, which follows in the wake of Brexit and Trumps victory, is defined as relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief.

這個(gè)在脫歐公投及特朗普當(dāng)選之后出現(xiàn)的詞，被定義為一種情感及個(gè)人信仰比客觀(guān)事實(shí)更能左右公眾輿論的環(huán)境。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

People can come up with statistics to prove anything.

“人們可以用數(shù)據(jù)來(lái)證實(shí)所有的事情。”

Fourteen percent of all people know that.

“14%的人都知道這一點(diǎn)。”

Working life

工作

The problem: It was warned last year that a slump in productivity over the summer months could cost the private sector 8bn each year.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：去年，有人警告每年夏季出現(xiàn)的生產(chǎn)力衰退將會(huì)造成私營(yíng)企業(yè)損失約80億英鎊。

The price of laziness is not to be sniffed at.

因?yàn)閼卸瓒冻龅拇鷥r(jià)不容小覷。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

Lisa, if you don't like your job don't strike. Just go in every day and do it really half-assed.

“麗莎，要是你不喜歡你的工作，也不能罷工。你可以每天去做做樣子就好啦。”

"I want to share something with you - the three little sentences that will get you through life.

我想跟你說(shuō)點(diǎn)事，下面這三個(gè)短句能夠幫你順利度過(guò)這一生。

Number one: Cover for me.

第一句是，“替我應(yīng)付一下”。

Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!

第二句是，“老板您說(shuō)得對(duì)”!

Number three: It was like that when I got here.

第三句是，“我來(lái)這的時(shí)候就已經(jīng)那樣了”。

Fatherhood

為人父親

The problem: Piling pressure on children can be both debilitating and damaging.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：給孩子太重的壓力很有可能會(huì)適得其反。

Two years ago the Lancashire FA launched an initiative that urged parents to not shout or communicate with their children while they were playing football, with welfare officer Neil Yates saying he recently watched an under-nine game where a child was reduced to tears by baying parents.

兩年前，蘭卡斯?fàn)栕銋f(xié)呼吁父母不要在孩子上場(chǎng)踢球的時(shí)候試圖對(duì)他們大喊大叫，而福利干事尼爾•耶茨也提到他最近看過(guò)的一場(chǎng)九歲以下孩子的球賽，其中一個(gè)小球員因自己父母的咆哮傷心流淚。

When sporting success can be a ticket to riches and a new life for the entire family, it's no surprise that the pressure can become a little overbearing (just watch the American documentary Trophy Kids), but quite clearly this is not going to help the poor child.

運(yùn)動(dòng)方面的功成名就確實(shí)可以讓整個(gè)家庭過(guò)上好日子，因此說(shuō)是“壓力山大”一點(diǎn)也不為過(guò)。(只用看看美國(guó)紀(jì)錄片《獎(jiǎng)杯孩子》就知道了)，然而，這對(duì)于窮人家的孩子而言卻沒(méi)什么用處。

Indeed, a 2014 study by researchers at the University of Colorado showed that making children take part in structured activities like football training or music practice hinders their ability to set and reach goals.

實(shí)際上，據(jù)科羅拉多大學(xué)2014年的研究表明，讓孩子參加一些結(jié)構(gòu)化的活動(dòng)，比如說(shuō)足球或音樂(lè)訓(xùn)練，會(huì)阻礙他們?cè)O(shè)定目標(biāo)和達(dá)成目標(biāo)的能力。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today. And if you lose, I'll kill you.

“兒子，只用記住我們今天是來(lái)玩的。如果你輸了，我就會(huì)‘殺了你’。”

Marriage

婚姻

The problem: Figures released earlier this month showed that women do 60 percent more unpaid household work than men.

問(wèn)題現(xiàn)狀：本月早些時(shí)候公布的數(shù)據(jù)表明，女性比男性要多做六成的家務(wù)活，還分文不取。

Women still spend twice as much time in the kitchen as men, and around two hours more per week on laundry, despite the rise of the supposed "new man".

盡管分擔(dān)家務(wù)及照顧子女重?fù)?dān)的“新派男子”正在興起，女性花在廚房的時(shí)間依然是男性的兩倍，而且每周也會(huì)在洗衣方面多花大約兩小時(shí)。

Homer says:

辛普森爸爸說(shuō)：

"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."

“瑪姬，我會(huì)很想你的。不只是因?yàn)樽鰫?ài)，也是因?yàn)槟隳茏鲲垺?rdquo;