聽美劇學英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第三季 第46期:奧列格搞來的咖啡機

I'm so excited. Our new machine will be here any minute.

我好興奮。我們的新機器馬上就要到了。

Our lives are about to get a lot more cappuccino-y. Or should I say a latte more cappuccino-y?

我們的生活要飄出卡布奇諾香啦。或者說是卡布奇諾拿鐵香？

No, you should not say any of that.

不，這些白癡話你就不應(yīng)該說。

And as for that "special price" Oleg said he'd give us?

至于奧列格說要給我們的"特別價"。

In all my three-ways, I'm up to bat first, and I don't kiss.

先說好，玩3P，我得先上，以及不許親吻。

During the day, it is hot in herrr.

白天這里面兒可真是熱。

Thanks for the weather report, Ursher.

謝謝你的天氣報告，亞瑟兒小子。

Here it is. Shut the windows and shut up.

貨到了。關(guān)上窗子，然后閉嘴。

Well, this is starting exactly like I imagined. Shut it!

這開場白跟我想的一模一樣啊?？礻P(guān)上！

Oleg, where did you get this? Shut up!

奧列格，你去哪弄來的機器？閉嘴！

Are those sirens? Shut up!

外面是警鈴嗎？閉嘴！

Does it come with instructions?

有使用說明書嗎？

The instructions are to shut up.

使用說明就是"閉上嘴"。

We don't want it if it's stolen.

我們不要偷來的贓物。

I still feel guilty about shaking down that redbox for I don't know how she does it.

我現(xiàn)在還對不花錢把DVD自動租賃機的光盤給弄出來而愧疚，但我本人絕對不知情。

I did not steal it. I knowingly bought it from a man who stole it, and I'm selling it at a profit. It's the Armenian way.

這不是我偷的。我是在知情的情況下，跟偷它的人買了，然后再轉(zhuǎn)手賣了獲利。這是亞美尼亞人的方式。

You're not Armenian.

你又不是亞美尼亞人。

I know, I'm just saying, it's the Armenian way.

我知道 我只是說"這是亞美尼亞人"的方式。

It retails for $600, but I'll give it to you for free if you do me a favor.

這零售價是六百塊，但我愿意免費給你們，只要你們幫我做件事。

Free? Okay, I guess Max can do you in that closet over there. What?

免費嗎？好吧，那讓麥克斯跟你去旁邊的更衣間來一炮吧。干嘛？

Now that I see it, I have to have it.

我不能讓到嘴的鴨子飛走呀。

All right, I've been saving this pill for something.

好吧，養(yǎng)藥千日，用在一時。

Talk to Sophie. See if she wants to get back together.

去探探蘇菲的口風?？此袥]有興趣跟我復合。

But don't tell her I'm interested. Do it discreetly.

但別告訴她我有這想法。低調(diào)行事。

Deal. And, Oleg, I'm touched and a little surprised. I didn't know you knew the word "discreetly".

行。奧列格，我好感動也有點驚訝啊。我不知道你還懂"低調(diào)行事"這詞。

Oh, yeah. I have a word-a-day calendar near my bed, next to my big pump jar of pineapple lube.

我床邊有個每日一詞日歷，就在我那一大罐的鳳梨味潤滑劑旁。

For when you're horny and hungry.

發(fā)浪肚餓都能擠一發(fā)。

Max, why'd you take it? You don't have to have sex with him.

麥克斯，你干嘛還吃？你又不用跟他來一炮。

I know, I'm celebrating.

我知道，我這是在慶祝。