聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第276期:阿憨的個(gè)人檔案

Han, you're too good for her.

阿憨，她配不上你。

I don't understand. We were 97% compatible on the website.

我就不懂了。網(wǎng)站顯示我們9成7相配呢。

Let me see your profile. Who's that?

讓我看看你的個(gè)人檔案。這頭像是誰(shuí)？

That's me.

我啊。

No, that's the hot asian star from Hawaii Five-0.

屁咧，這明明是《天堂執(zhí)法者》里的亞洲帥哥。

What? We kinda look alike.

干嘛？我們有點(diǎn)像好嗎。

The only thing you have in common with this guy from Hawaii five-0 is that you are 5'0".

你們倆唯一相像的地方只有人家是《夏威夷5-0》，而你是5尺0寸。

And Han, "athletic"?

阿憨，你還填"運(yùn)動(dòng)型"??？

In school, I ran track.

我以前是田徑鐵人呢。

Running under the hurdles doesn't count as track.

從跨欄下方跑過(guò)不算是田徑好嗎。

Han, this is totally lame. Let me help you find the right girl.

阿憨，你這弱爆了。讓我?guī)湍阏覀€(gè)適合你的姑娘吧。

You give me so much joy at your expense, I feel like I need to give back.

你讓我建筑無(wú)數(shù)快樂(lè)在你痛苦上，我覺得我該報(bào)答你。

Thank you, Max, I'm insulted and honored at the same time.

謝謝你啊，麥克斯，讓我受辱之余還能倍感光榮。

Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second made me realize I want to be back in a relationship.

看到阿憨與艾希莉相會(huì)的那一秒讓我發(fā)覺我想要一段感情。

I'm going to text Andy.

我要發(fā)短信給安迪。

I knew it. I called that. I booty called that. Your casual sex card is being revoked.

我就知道。我早說(shuō)中。我早約中了。你的約炮資格證被取消了。

Unfortunately, Andy is still an active member. Very active.

很遺憾的是，安迪還是個(gè)活躍會(huì)員呢。十分活躍，

What are you talking about?

你這是什么意思？

I'm saying he has an active member.

他有"根"很活躍的"會(huì)員"。

He told me he's seeing someone.

他說(shuō)他有跟別人有交往。

He's seeing someone?

他在跟人交往嗎？

Actually, he's seeing a few someones.

其實(shí)，還"交"了不只幾個(gè)人呢。

How many someones? Oh, it's back.

多少個(gè)人??？感覺又來(lái)了。

Do you think this itch has anything to do with those many someones?

你覺得這瘙癢跟他那"幾個(gè)人"有關(guān)嗎？

Do you think he gave me something?

會(huì)不會(huì)是他傳染了什么病給我啊？

Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.

如果他真?zhèn)魅窘o你，那你也傳染給這柜臺(tái)了。