聽美劇學英語·破產姐妹第二季 第275期:阿憨的約會對象
What is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?
干嘛穿成這樣，還系個領結？
Maybe because actual tie would drag on the ground.
他如果系個普通領帶會垂到地上吧。
Speaking of "Dragging on the ground," maybe you could drag an antelope back to your cave and have sex with it.
要說"垂到地上"，你何不去拖一只羚羊回你的淫窩，然后跟它爽一下呢。
See, I have a sense of humor too.
你看，我也是個幽默的人。
That's one of the attributes on my online dating profile.
我交友網站上的個人檔案就有寫這一特質。
Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
阿憨，你打扮這么帥是因為要見女孩嗎？
Oh, I'm expecting a lot more than a date.
我希望不只是單純見一下那么簡單。
Our profiles matched us perfectly. This might be the one.
我們的個人檔案十分般配?？赡芫褪撬恕?/p>
Which one? The first one? The only one?
哪個她？你的第一個她？還是唯一那個她？
The one that accidentally steps on you?
還是不小心踩扁你的那個她？
She was supposed to be here a half hour ago.
她半小時前就該到了。
Well, you know, subways run late, especially if you don't get on them
你懂的，地鐵總是晚到，尤其是人家根本沒上去，
because you don't really exist in our money-scamming man in Nairobi.
因為那人根本不存在，只是個網上騙錢的而已。
Hi, I'm looking for Han Lee, the owner.
您好，我想找老板，李憨先生。
There she is. Pretty, blonde, and clearly not a man. Who's laughing now?
她來了。漂亮，金發(fā)，而且明顯不是男人。現在誰爽??？
You shouldn't jump to conclusions. I once had a date with a blonde woman.
別太急著下定論。我也曾經跟一個金發(fā)美女約過會。
Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
結果我跟他的共同點就是都有雞雞。
Hello. Are you Ashley? I'm Han Lee.
你好。你是艾希莉嗎？我是李憨。
Hi. Nice to meet you. I left something in my car I'll be right back.
你好。幸會幸會。我有東西忘車上了，馬上回來。
Is she coming back?
她會回來嗎？
Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
阿憨，耶穌回來人間救贖都比她快
