We had to tell him. You expect me to lie to a city employee?
這必須得跟他們說啊。你想我騙政府公仆嗎?
So I guess we're not getting that grant.
看來我們是得不到那筆撥款了。
The psychic was wrong. Maybe nothing she said is gonna come true.
那靈媒說錯了。她說的估計沒一樣會實現(xiàn)。
I told you, it's a scam.
我都說了,那是騙人的。
Max, look. It's snowing. And she predicted snow.
麥克斯,你瞧。下雪了。她預測會下雪呢。
Oh, crap! Am I gonna have kids?
媽的!我會有小孩???
So she was right on snow, but not on the money.
她雪預測對了,但錢卻沒有。
So what is it? Am I or am I not gonna die old and alone?
這樣怎么算?。课业降讜€是不會孤獨終老?。?/p>
Why are we even talking about this?
我們談這個干嘛?。?/p>
We're probably not gonna make it through the winter.
我們都不知道活不活得過這冬天。
And by the way, if you die first, I am totally eating you. Oh. I know.
對了,如果你先死了,我絕對會吃你哦。我知道你會的。
And besides, no one person can get it all.
而且,沒人能魚與熊掌兼得啦。
You're right. No one person can, but what about two?
你說得對。一個人不行,那兩個人呢?
You'll have the love and the kids and I'll have success.
你有愛人與孩子,而我有成功。
Maybe we can share, like we share our tips or that wheat thin we found in your pillowcase.
我們可以分享啊,就像我們現(xiàn)在分小費,或像我們分享你枕套里發(fā)現(xiàn)的餅干一樣。
Are you asking to bang my great love?
你是想跟我以后的愛人上床嗎?
Which is fine with me, becaue I'm already bored and sleeping with his poker buddy.
我是無所謂啦,我到時肯定也是膩了他,然后開始睡他的牌友。
In fact, let's switch. You can have my great love, and I'll die alone.
這樣吧,我們交換。你可以拿走我的愛人,讓我來孤獨終老。
Max, you don't want to die alone.
麥克斯,你不會想孤獨終老的。
I am dying to die alone.
我但求孤獨一死啊。