英語(yǔ)笑話(huà):Einstein and God愛(ài)因斯坦與上帝

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愛(ài)因斯坦與上帝

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."

愛(ài)因斯坦登上西奈山與上帝近距離交談。仰望著上帝，他問(wèn)道：“神啊，一百萬(wàn)年對(duì)于你來(lái)說(shuō)相當(dāng)于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分鐘。”愛(ài)因斯坦問(wèn)：“一百萬(wàn)元對(duì)于你來(lái)說(shuō)又相當(dāng)于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分錢(qián)。”愛(ài)因斯坦問(wèn)：“能給我一分錢(qián)嗎?”上帝說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)等一分鐘。”