英語(yǔ)笑話:Waiting Room候診室

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候診室

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.” The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M." The third father opens the window and jumps out. The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?" One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.” The nurse asks, "Why?" He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

三位父親在候診室等候孩子的出生。第一個(gè)護(hù)士出來(lái)對(duì)第一位父親說(shuō)：“恭喜，你是一對(duì)雙胞胎的父親了!”父親說(shuō)：“太棒了，我正好是明尼蘇達(dá)兄弟公司的經(jīng)理。”第二個(gè)護(hù)士出來(lái)對(duì)第二位父親說(shuō)：“恭喜，你的孩子是三胞胎!”父親說(shuō)：“太好了，我正好是在3M公司工作。”第三位父親打開(kāi)窗戶跳出去了。這時(shí)第三個(gè)護(hù)士出來(lái)了，問(wèn)：“第三位父親去哪了?”另外兩個(gè)父親其中的一個(gè)說(shuō)：“噢他從窗戶跳出去了。”護(hù)士問(wèn)：“為什么呢?”“他在7Up公司上班。”