英語幽默教程匯總和更新

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "D... [查看全文]

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven。 　　God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines。 　　One line for the men th... [查看全文]

Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an... [查看全文]

The Lucky Cat "Father,"said Jimmy, running into the living-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room." "Never mind, Jimmy,"said Father ... [查看全文]

The First president A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decid... [查看全文]

What will happen A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can.... [查看全文]

Bad Luck? Alex: Is it really and truly bad luck if a black cat follows you?  Philip: That depends on whether you're a man or a... [查看全文]

Does Your Dog Know the Proverb? Lady: Don't be afraid of the dog. You know the old proverb,  "A barking dog never bites."  Sa... [查看全文]

A Gentleman Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to ... [查看全文]

Joe Wong on the Late Show 美國深夜節(jié)目收視率冠軍的「大衛(wèi)賴特曼秀」，上月（Apr. 2009）17日晚上破天荒邀請中國口音極重的黃西（Joe Wong）亮相，以... [查看全文]