廣告，要的就是創(chuàng)意！

　　一家消聲器店外："根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽到你來了!"

　　2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

　　酒店門外：“幫幫忙!我們?nèi)鄙俪Ｗ⌒【起^的人。”

　　3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

　　接待室的桌上：“三個(gè)一輪!我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個(gè)推銷員!注：第二個(gè)剛剛離開。”

　　4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

　　獸醫(yī)的候診室：“稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動(dòng)!”

　　5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

　　在電氣公司：“如果你送來鈔票，我們會(huì)很高興;如果你不送，就會(huì)被斷電。”

　　6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte ."

　　電腦專賣店門上：“出去找一個(gè)更快的字節(jié)。”

　　7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

　　餐館櫥窗：“別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進(jìn)來吧，吃頓飽飯!”

　　8. Inside a bowling alley : "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

　　在保齡球館：“保持安靜，我們需要傾聽大頭針落地。”

　　9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

　　在墓地的前院：“開車當(dāng)心，我們會(huì)等著你的。”

　　10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional ."

　　在咨詢師辦公室：“變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。”