聰明的農(nóng)民

　　Uncle Sam doesn’t like farmer. He thinks they are very foolish and only know work on the farm.

　　One winter morning, the sun is shining. Uncle Sam sits on the step of his house. At that moment, a farmer with a map in his hand comes to him.

　　Farmer：Excuse me, Uncle. Can you tell me know to get to the hospital, please?

　　Uncle Sam: Lie down in the middle of the street and you’ll soon be at a hospital.

　　Farmer Please set an example to me.

　　Uncle Sam: I think you come to our city at the first time. It’s much more beautiful than the field. Is that right?

　　Farmer: Yes, uncle. But it is built on the field.

　　Uncle Sam’s face turns red.

　　聰明的農(nóng)民

　　山姆大叔不喜歡農(nóng)民。他認(rèn)為他們很愚蠢只會(huì)在農(nóng)場干活。一個(gè)冬天的早晨，陽光明媚，山姆大叔坐在門前的石階上。這時(shí)，一個(gè)農(nóng)民手拿地圖向他走來。

　　農(nóng)民：請問，大叔，去醫(yī)院的路怎么走?

　　山姆大叔:你躺在街當(dāng)中，很快就會(huì)在醫(yī)院的。

　　農(nóng)民：請你做一個(gè)示范。

　　山姆大叔：我想你是第一次進(jìn)城吧，城市比你那塊地漂亮多了，是吧?

　　農(nóng)民：是的，大叔，但城市是建在地之上的。

　　山姆大叔臉紅了。