卡卡課堂 748 我愛上學(xué)-開學(xué)第一天爆出的神級(jí)英文笑話
最近，對(duì)于不少同學(xué)來說，暑假已經(jīng)徹底結(jié)束，只因?yàn)槿齻€(gè)字:開學(xué)了！無論你有多么不情不愿，瑟瑟發(fā)抖，又或是斗志昂揚(yáng)，都得老老實(shí)實(shí)背著書包去上學(xué)。暑假結(jié)束的前兆之一就是通宵達(dá)旦補(bǔ)暑假作業(yè)，不知道即將要報(bào)道的你，有沒有將暑假作業(yè)完成呢。今天我們來聽一些關(guān)于開學(xué)季笑話，相信一定會(huì)讓你感同身受，會(huì)心一笑哦。
Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!
愚蠢，滑稽的學(xué)校笑話可以打破學(xué)校里新朋友之間的僵局，在等校車的時(shí)候讓尷尬的時(shí)刻變得輕松起來，肯定能贏得很多老師的心。過來看！
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Andrew: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!
老師：安德魯，你的作業(yè)在哪里？
安德魯：我吃了。
老師：為什么？！
安德魯：你說是小菜一碟！
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
約翰尼：老師，你會(huì)因?yàn)槲覜]有做的事懲罰我嗎？
老師：當(dāng)然不是。
約翰尼：很好，因?yàn)槲覜]有做作業(yè)。
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don't have a dog.
老師：?jiǎn)蹋銥槭裁闯宰鳂I(yè)？
喬：因?yàn)槲覜]有狗。
Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?
Peter: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What sign, Peter?
Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!
老師：彼得，你為什么上課遲到？
彼得：因?yàn)槁飞系臉?biāo)志？
老師：什么標(biāo)志，彼得？
彼得：前方學(xué)校，請(qǐng)慢行！
Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?
A: Because it had so many problems..
問：開學(xué)的時(shí)候，為什么這本數(shù)學(xué)書看起來那么悲傷？
答：因?yàn)樗泻芏鄦栴}。
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?
A: She heard her new students were bright.
問：老師為什么要戴墨鏡上學(xué)？
答：她聽說她的新學(xué)生很聰明。
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
奈特：為什么穴居人更容易上學(xué)？
凱特：為什么？
內(nèi)特：因?yàn)闆]有歷史可學(xué)！
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