英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）81 理由

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理由

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping sonand woke him up.

一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺(jué)的兒子起床。

Wake up, son.

起來(lái)，兒子。

It's time to go to school.

去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。

But why? I don't want to go to school.

但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。

Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。

One, all the children hate me.

第一，所有的孩子都恨我。

Two, all the teachers hate me.

第二，所有的老師都恨我。

Oh! That's not a reason.

哦!這不是理由。

Come on, you have to go to school.

來(lái)吧，你必須去學(xué)校。

Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?

那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?

One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.

第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。

Two you are the principal of the school.

第二，你是學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)。