英語笑話（雙語）14 一次特別的傷風感冒

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一次特別的傷風感冒

On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral processionwas climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, whensuddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open andthe coffin slid out.

一個陰雨、悲慘的日子，有列送葬隊伍正沿著陡峭的山路向墓地前進，這時突然間靈車的后門破開，棺材滑出車外。

To the horror of the mourners, the casket hurtled down the hill, scattering motorists andpedestrians. At tremendous speed it leaped onto the sidewalk and barreled into a drugstore. Itcrashed into the counter and the lid flew open.令哀悼者大感驚恐的是，棺材滑下山坡，沖散了汽車和行人，接著它以高速沖上人行道并滾進一家藥房，最后棺材撞到了柜臺里面，蓋子則崩開了。"For Heaven'ssake," said the corpse to the astonished pharmacist, "give me something to stop this coffin. "“看在老天的份上，”棺木中的尸體向驚魂未定的藥劑師說道:“給我一點東西把棺材停止下來。”

1.funeral procession 送葬隊伍

例句：The funeral procession in Paris was the lastrally of the revolution.

在巴黎為她的送葬隊伍要算學潮運動的最后的集會了。

2.rear doors 后門

例句：Here rear doors open up against the wind like in the exclusive Rolls-Royce model.

這輛車的后門敞開，迎著風就像是獨一無二的勞斯萊斯模型。

3.slid out 滑落

例句：The cake easily slid out of the pan.

那塊薄餅很輕易地從鍋里滑落出來。

4.at tremendous speed 高速

例句：It now came straigh towards them at tremendous speed.

它現(xiàn)在正以驚人的速度直沖他們駛來。