全民情敵 第48期:男人約會前要做個計劃的原因

Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan...

女人有沒有想過 男人會緊張…

because he's nervous?

所以要事先規(guī)劃?

He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said:

他不確定直接表明心意會怎樣…

"I like you."

“我喜歡你”

That sounds good to me. - True, you can't tell them you like them.

我覺得很棒 不能跟女人說你喜歡她們

I tried that. It didn't go well. - I've crashed and burned on that.

我試過，結果不怎樣 我還因此受傷慘重

That is what you did, and I did like you!

你就這么做，而我也喜歡上你!

I just didn't know I was being worked over by some professional.

我沒想到自己是被專家唬弄了

He doesn't have a badge.

他沒別名牌

The only time he was sincere or spontaneous...

他唯一真誠、自在的時刻…

was when everything was going wrong or when you were stoned out of your head.

就是約會不順或服藥過量的時候

I'm sorry to interrupt. Do I know you? - No, I don't think so.

抱歉打擾，我認識你嗎? 我想你不認識

You wanna see me be spontaneous? - Sure, you want a Benadryl?

你想看什么是自在嗎? 當然，要喝過敏糖漿嗎?

This is really kind of distracting. And I haven't gotten laid in a year!

這真令人抓狂 我已經(jīng)一年沒性生活了

We're sorry. Why don't you guys get back to your date?

對不起，你們回去約會吧

Or go somewhere.

不然就去別的地方

1.walk up to

v. 走向;走近

Just walk up to someone, say “hi” and introduceyourself.

僅僅只是走向一個人，打個招呼然后介紹自己。

2.spontaneous

adj. 自發(fā)的;自然的;無意識的

They are spontaneous in their ideas and actions.

他們在意識和行為上是自發(fā)的。

劇情百科

女人有沒有想過，男人在約會前要事先計劃，因為他們不知道直接表明心意會有什么樣的結果……是的，圣泰就是這樣認為的……

考考你 Q&A

Please fill in the blanks with the proper words

1.They ______ ______ an office so that Jack can use the phone.

他們闖入了一間辦公室，因為杰克需要使用電話。

2.What if I ______ ______ this relationship and end up alone forever?

萬一我割斷這份關系永遠孤孤單單怎么辦。

本期答案見下期

上期答案：

1.The wing of the plane broke away in mid-air and the plane crashed.

那架飛機的機翼在空中脫落，飛機墜毀了。

2.You should break down your methods so that each method does a particular work.

你應當分解你的方法，讓每個方法只做某一項工作。