英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命34: 不要被逮到了

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Don't Get Caught

不要被逮著了!

Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.

在森林保護(hù)區(qū)內(nèi)，有個(gè)人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄并問(wèn)他有沒(méi)有收獲。

yesterday I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon ,

“今天什么也沒(méi)有，不過(guò)你應(yīng)該昨天來(lái)見我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚，下午釣了十二尾呢!”

"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"

“哦，那相當(dāng)不錯(cuò)嘛，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”

"No."

“不知道。”

"I happen to be the game warden "

“我恰巧就是監(jiān)視狩獵的管理員。”

"Oh. And do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on "

“哦，那你又知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?我是你所發(fā)現(xiàn)最會(huì)說(shuō)謊話的人。”