Answered by Sam Morningstar
Sam Morningstar 回答:
Botched Restoration of Ecce Homo Fresco Shocks Spain
震驚西班牙:《戴荊冕的耶穌》壁畫復原失敗
Answered by Akshat Sood
Akshat Sood 回答:
This. Every time!
這張!見一次笑一次
I do not like to “move it, move it.”
不,我才不要“動一動~動一動~”!
注:《I like to move it》 是電影《馬達加斯加2》中的主題曲。
Answered by Anonymous
匿名 回答:
WTF!
次奧!
No smoking.
We know your life has no value.
But petrol is extremely costly...
禁止吸煙。
我們知道你的生命毫無價值,
但是汽油真的很貴……
Answered by Saras Kaushik
Saras Kaushik 回答:
Cracks me up every single time!
每次都讓我笑到炸裂!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY
THAT YOU HIT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER?
你有沒有如此憤怒過,
以至于掄起一個混蛋砸向另一個混蛋?
Answered by Jacob Kurian
Jacob Kurian 回答:
“Ladies & gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race. I’ve turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because shit is about to get real.”
SH
“女士們先生們,我是你們的機長。大家現(xiàn)在往機艙右邊看,就可以看見那架195航班,它想和我們比比誰飛得更快。請各位系好安全帶,這回可要動真格了!”
Answered by Apurva Pendse
Apurva Pendse 回答:
What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
Common sense.
電鋸恐懼癥的學名叫什么?
常識。
Answered by Natasha Figueroa
Natasha Figueroa 回答:
I keep a big folder on my desktop called 'funny & random'. I look through it whenever I need a pick-me-up, or when I need to cheer up a friend. These are some of my favorites...for what reason, I don't know, they just do the trick every time.
我在電腦桌面上有個大文件夾叫“靈機一動”。每當我需要提神醒腦或是逗朋友開心的時候我就點開它看看。以下是我的最愛……我也不知道為什么,反正就是屢試不爽啊!
“Bear with me.”
“還請多包涵?!保ā靶芘c我同在?!保?/p>
EXCUSE ME, ROCKS...
麻煩讓一讓,石頭仔……
Pooped in your shoes
I have
你鞋里的便便
是我拉的
注:《Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe》 是一本有名的與寵物相關的書,主旨是勸告人們對愛寵多點耐心和寬容。
Answered by Lalit Palariya
Lalit Palariya 回答:
“My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide.”
“我老婆堅信她開車技術比我好,那就讓我家狗來做裁判咯?!?/p>