搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子6 可憐的橄欖球

Annoying orange 6-super bowl football 煩人的橙子6：可憐的橄欖球，這次來(lái)到了戶外，但橙子并不會(huì)因?yàn)榄h(huán)境的陌生而變得拘謹(jǐn)，依然把它看到的每一個(gè)“人”摧殘崩潰，橄欖球(美式足球)在超級(jí)碗上確實(shí)接受美國(guó)人的洗禮，有名而且還不是個(gè)水果，可最后同樣難逃悲慘的命運(yùn)。(注：美國(guó)人說(shuō)的足球是指橄欖球，在美國(guó)橄欖球比足球更流行)

Orange: [mumbling] Hey, get me out of here. Whoa, watch it, Mr. Grabbypants. I don't like being carried around like that, geez.

橙子：唔唔唔，嘿，把我放出來(lái)，嘿，小心點(diǎn)，新來(lái)的，我不喜歡被這么搬來(lái)搬去的，天啦....

Football: Whoa... whoa.

橄欖球(美式足球)：哇...哇

Orange: Whoa!

橙子：哇....噢

Football: Hi, there.

橄欖球(美式足球)：嘿，老兄

Orange: What the heck are you?

橙子：你是啥小朋友啊?

Football: Me? I'm a football.

橄欖球(美式足球)：我嗎?我是個(gè)足球。

Orange: You're a ball made of feet?

橙子：你是用腳做成的球嗎?

Football: No, no, no. Foot-ball. Get it? Not made of feet.

橄欖球(美式足球)：不不不，足...球，懂嗎?不是用腳做成的。

Soccer Ball: Whoa! [grunts] Whoa...

橄欖球(美式足球)：哇哦...額

Orange: Whoa, it's a melon!

橙子：哇哦....是個(gè)瓜嘞。

Soccer Ball: I'm not a melon, I'm a football.

英式足球：人家才不是瓜類,人家是個(gè)足球。

Football: Oh, no you're not. Not in America, buddy.

橄欖球(美式足球)：哦，你不是，在美國(guó)，老子我才是足球，兄弟。

Soccer Ball: Whoa...

英式足球：哇...

Football: Freakin' tourists.

橄欖球(美式足球)：怪咖觀光客

Orange: Is Melon made of feet too?

橙子：瓜也是用腳做成的么?

Football: No, nobody's made of feet. Boy, what's wrong with you?

橄欖球(美式足球)：沒(méi)人使用腳做成的，孩子，你是怎么了?

Orange: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是個(gè)橙子。

Football: Yeah, newsflash, thanks.

橄欖球(美式足球)：是哦，第一手新聞，謝謝。

Orange: Your face is full of laces. Somebody didn't take their shoes off. [laughs]

橙子：你臉上都是鞋帶誒，有人把鞋子脫下來(lái)哦，哈哈哈哈

Football: Hey! Do you even know what a football is?

橄欖球(美式足球)：嘿，你TM到底知不知道足球是什么啊?

Orange: Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.

橙子：知道啊，用腳做成的球唄。

Football: No. Football is a game that picks two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It's the only true--

橄欖球(美式足球)：錯(cuò)，足球是由兩隊(duì)旗鼓相當(dāng)?shù)膶?duì)手在一個(gè)由暴力美學(xué)構(gòu)成的圓形運(yùn)動(dòng)場(chǎng)中間互相對(duì)抗，是唯一真...

Orange: Boring.

橙子：好無(wú)聊哦。

Football: What?

橄欖球(美式足球)：什么?

Orange: You look like a mutated lemon. You're a lemonhead. [laughs]

橙子：你看見(jiàn)來(lái)像個(gè)基因變異的檸檬，你是個(gè)檸檬頭吧，哈哈哈哈

Football: Yeah, that's not even funny. I'm shaped like this so it's easy to throw me.

橄欖球(美式足球)：好像嗎?一點(diǎn)也不好笑。我被做成這個(gè)形狀是為了讓球員更好把我扔出去。

Orange: Wait? Throw you? With their hands?

橙子：啥?把你扔出去?用手嗎?

Football: Yeah.

橄欖球(美式足球)：對(duì)。

Orange: So why are you called a football then? You should be called a handball.

橙子：那為嘛叫足球啊?該叫手球好不好?

Football: No.

橄欖球(美式足球)：不。

Orange: You're a handball!

橙子：所以你是顆手球哦。

Football: That's not my name!

橄欖球(美式足球)：我不叫手球。

Orange: Hey! Hey, Handball!

橙子：嘿嘿,...嘿，手球。

Football: It's Football!

橄欖球(美式足球)：是足球。

Orange: Hey Handball, do you have any money?

橙子：嘿，手球，你有錢(qián)(幾個(gè)胃)嗎?

Football: No.

橄欖球(美式足球)：沒(méi)有。

Orange: 'Cause I want my "quarter back." [laughs]

橙子：我還以為你有四分之一美元(四分衛(wèi))呢，哈哈哈哈哈

Football: All right, this is getting a little--

橄欖球(美式足球)：喔，這開(kāi)始變得有點(diǎn)...

Orange: Your name is Handball Lemonhead. [laughs]

橙子：你的名字是手球哦，檸檬頭，哈哈哈哈

Football: That's not my name!

橄欖球(美式足球)：那不是我的名字。

Orange: Hey, hey Handball! Can you blow bubbles with your spit?

橙子：嘿，嘿，手球，你會(huì)用口水吹泡泡嗎?

Football: No.

橄欖球(美式足球)：不會(huì)。

Orange: Like this, watch.[mumbling]

橙子：像這樣，看。

Football: That's disgusting.

橄欖球(美式足球)：真惡心。

Orange: Try it!

橙子：你也試試吧

Football: No!

橄欖球(美式足球)：我才不要。

Orange: You're not trying.

橙子：你沒(méi)在試哦。

Football: Yeah, and I'm not going to. Stop that!

橄欖球(美式足球)：沒(méi)錯(cuò)，而且我也不打算試。給我停下來(lái)。

Orange: You'll love it!

橙子：你會(huì)喜歡的。

Football: No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.

橄欖球(美式足球)：我絕對(duì)不會(huì)喜歡，我非常確定。

Orange: It's fun!

橙子：很好玩的哦。

Football: No! What's going on here? I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a talking orange?

橄欖球(美式足球)：不要，現(xiàn)在是怎樣?我可是超級(jí)碗的巨星誒，這就是給我的待遇嗎?弄一顆會(huì)講話的橙子來(lái)搞瘋我?

Orange: Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad? [laughs]

橙子?超級(jí)碗?就是用來(lái)裝很多沙拉的那個(gè)?哈哈哈哈

Football: No! It's not for a really big salad! Are you actually that slow?

橄欖球(美式足球)：不是，不是用來(lái)裝沙拉的。你真的有那么遲鈍嗎?

Orange: Hey, hey Handball!

橙子：嘿，嘿，手球?

Football: What?!

橄欖球(美式足球)：怎樣?

Orange: Foot.

橙子：腳。

Football: What?

橄欖球(美式足球)：什么?

Orange: Whoa!

橙子：哇。。。。。

Football: [yelling]

橄欖球(美式足球)：哀嚎ing

Orange: Hey Handball, can I have your seat?

橙子：嘿，手球，我可以坐你的位置嗎?

Football: [yells and groans]

橄欖球(美式足球)：繼續(xù)哀叫

Orange: [sighs] Oh, well.

橙子：唉。。。好吧

Soccer Ball: Whoa... [grunts] I tell ya, I'm a bloody football, not him.

英式足球：人家跟你說(shuō)了吧，人家才是真的足球，不是他誒。

Orange: Yeah right. Handball told me that you weren't made of feet. Stupid melon.

橙子：哦，是哦，手球跟我說(shuō)了，你不是用腳做成的。呆瓜。